Dear Lucy, what a precious kitten you are. Your coat is so soft and fuzzy looking, and your face is too cute, with those big blue eyes.
I think that you are still young enough to get over your anxieties without drugs and lots of positive reinforcement and tons of patience, not squirt bottles!
You seem to be well adjusted other than your fear of little children. There's a chance that you've been tormented by them as a small kitten.
I bet you would love to have a water fountain you can play with, so you don't have to dive into the toilet.
Lucy, you are beyond adorable, and I wish you and your family a great day full of celebration, and many more happy and healthy years together.