For $8 million/year I think he can stand a little winter.
How many Professors could the U of M hire for that price?
For $8 million/year I think he can stand a little winter.
How many Professors could the U of M hire for that price?
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
Ha! Exactly!!!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
Random thought for today. Had two pieces of bread. Set one to toast, and left the room, it was burned on one side. When I was scraping off the burned bits, I accidentally dropped in in the trash can. Sigh. So I changed the setting and toasted the other piece. It was basically just warm bread, much too light, but I put the apple butter on it anyway. Not nearly as satisfying, no crunch whatsoever! How can people actually like "barely warmed bread" instead of crunchy toast?
I've Been Frosted
I want to say that I am glad all the 'Christmas' commercials are done.
The music and marketing gets more ridiculous every year.
I REALLY didn't care for the car commercials that had kids asking how santa got the new car to them. I HATED the commercial in which the kid goes out to pick up the news paper and the parents open the garage door to reveal the new car.
As if the kid really cares?
He's still gonna be asked to be dropped off two blocks away from school, so why bother to impress him with a new car?
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I did really like the Planter's Peanut commercial with the nutcracker that shows up to the party.
That was fun.
I am always glad when the commercials stop running, and they stop playing the same 3 pieces of Christmas music on repeat in the stores!
I've Been Frosted
I heard that coffee will throw the nose of a cadaver dog off when you bury a body?
Last edited by bestellen; 01-22-2018 at 02:11 PM.
You 2 seem to think you know a bit to much about body disposal......just sayin', tad creepy peeps
I like it!
Pirates of the Carribean or Wonder Woman?
Wonder Woman.
I wonder why a woman never showed up in an invisible jet to pull my bacon out of the fire!
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Warriors of Cavaliers?
How would you know if she was in her invisible jet?![]()
So thrilled, in fact, I'm looking forward to macroeconomics.
Last edited by bestellen; 01-22-2018 at 02:11 PM.
I finally got around to replace my old(!!!!!) mattress, and I got one of those memory foam ones that come compressed in a box. Wow, that was the weirdest thing I have ever unpacked. Out of the box, it was tightly rolled up in a plastic wrap. Before I even started cutting it open, I could hear a strange noise. It was air getting into the wrap, and the mattress already started expanding.
Once the plastic was off, it kept getting bigger like one of those tiny towels you have to soak in water. Within a few minutes, it had grown to full size.
Anyway, it's a wonderfully comfy mattress.
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