A new "nurse" joke ... I have a friend who sends these to me every now and then.

The nurse was in her patient's room one day at the nursing home. He had been in a coma for over a year and they had tried numerous techniques to help him wake up. His family had brought a radio so music could be played for him. The nurse finished caring for the patient and turned on his radio to a pop station. As she left the room a Justin Bieber song was just starting to play. Moments later she heard a loud CRASH in the room and dashed back in. It was the patient! He was wide awake and fumbling for the radio dial, shouting: "Change the channel! Turn this off NOW!"

The nurse fainted.