How gullible do spammers think we are?

[smokey the elder]

If you reply to spammers you'll be replying to a programmed computer, not a person. Machines don't care about Ebola!

But maybe one could upload some malware...did I write that out loud?

[Catty1]

But maybe one could upload some malware...did I write that out loud?

INSIDE voice, smokey, INSIDE voice!

Vette, maybe your computer has malware. Does your anti-virus need updating?

[Karen]

Okay - the past few days I have been getting a lot of spam apparently warning me of the dangers of ....


wait for it ...



drinking water!!!

Apparently, not only is it killing me, but making me gain weight - one of the titles was "Stop drinking water, lose 50 pounds!!!!!"

Well, yes, if I let my self get completely dehydrated, I would weigh less, I am sure, and then die - and as I decomposed, I am sure I'd weigh less, right?

[smokey the elder]

Yeah, watch out for that deadly dihydrogen monoxide...