Groucho: HELP!!! Legal advice and representation needed!

[momcat]

Okay fellow kitties, here's where we stand on your legal issues:

Poppy, Elmer, Bob, Sparkler, and Princess,
I'm sorry to say that we most likely will have to go to Cat Court. My research into your horrible situation clearly shows that you were all aboosed. What really put this over the top was that you had to leave YOUR home while all that work was being done. There still might be a chance of settling out of court, I'll know later this week and call you.

Cassie,
What's the story with the Chinese food? Has your Meowmie given you any of your favorite yet? Be sure to let me know. My idea right now is to set up a Chinese food calendar that will set specific dates for your treat. If that will work out, I don't see this having to go to Cat Court. We'll talk.

Hey Mac,
What's happening there, buddy? Have you had any sooshy lately? I talked to your Meowmie and she explained that it wasn't an oversight. Something happened with her car and it had to get fixed before she could get you some. You won't have to go to Cat Court on this one, it looks like we can work something out.

If you have any questions or more information, please call me. I'll be in touch.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose

[Pinot's Mom]

WAIT! I have a serious issue! Mom took my couches away! Is that allowed?

[cassiesmom]

WAIT! I have a serious issue! Mom took my couches away! Is that allowed?

Why did Mom take your couches, Pinot? Are you getting new couches? Or- are your couches being cleaned and brought back? Could you please have your people give you hugs for me?


Your admiring fan,
Elyse

[Don Juan's mom]

Groucho, our meowmie/step-meowmie has gotten a job at sumpin called a "fringe festival" and another job at a Halloween maze. It's bad enuf meowmie gone all weekdays workin for a hoomin lawyer, but now she's going to be gone nights as well! Meomie says we need munny, but we say if pawpie can stay home wif us she can too. Besides pawpie can't be our rest room attendant. At da very least she can bring us some fringe to play wif.

Don Juan, Zerlina, Rugger, and Remy

[Pinot's Mom]

Why did Mom take your couches, Pinot? Are you getting new couches? Or- are your couches being cleaned and brought back? Could you please have your people give you hugs for me?


Your admiring fan,
Elyse

Mom took my couches and put in New ones. I don't like the new ones as much but I'm learning to accept them. My life can be so traumatic.

[cassiesmom]

Mom took my couches and put in New ones. I don't like the new ones as much but I'm learning to accept them. My life can be so traumatic.

Pinot, do you get to snuggle with your people on the new couches? Cassie agrees with you that change is hard. We inherited a desk chair from my mom and dad and Cassie (temporarily) lost a hidey spot. She got it back when the old desk chair was picked up by the resale, but the problem is that I took *her* spot over while the chair was waiting to be picked up.

[Pinot's Mom]

I tried to get comfy on the back like the old ones and you know what? Part of the couch MOVED!! NOT liking this!!

Note from Mom: we had stationary couches and these recline. Princess Pinot was on one side and the other side moved. She's traumatized.

[momcat]

I'm sorry for not getting back to you sooner, fellow kitties. We're having some problems with our compooter, Meowmie has said some very bad words because of it but that's not unusual, she often says bad words about them. But we talked it over and she agreed to ask a compooter teacher at church if she knows anyone who can fix whatever's wrong.

Don Juan, Zerlina, Rugger, and Remy,
I understand your situation, Meowmie and Soncat leave me here while they both go to work. Our purrents do that so they have enough muny to feed us, buy us toys and treats, take us to the vet when we don't feel good and make sure we have everything we want. Obviously, your Meowmie knows that you are in charge and that's why she works to get extra muny. As for bringing you fringe to play with, I'll call her on my cell phone and see what we can work out.

Pinot,
Did your purrents discuss getting this new couch with you? Were you given a chance to supervise picking out the new one? You do have the kitty right to check it out first to make sure it meets your approval and impeccable standards. After all, we're talking about your comfort here. I'll call you later and we can talk about the details a bit more.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose

[cassiesmom]

Okay fellow kitties, here's where we stand on your legal issues:

Poppy, Elmer, Bob, Sparkler, and Princess,
I'm sorry to say that we most likely will have to go to Cat Court. My research into your horrible situation clearly shows that you were all aboosed. What really put this over the top was that you had to leave YOUR home while all that work was being done. There still might be a chance of settling out of court, I'll know later this week and call you.

Cassie,
What's the story with the Chinese food? Has your Meowmie given you any of your favorite yet? Be sure to let me know. My idea right now is to set up a Chinese food calendar that will set specific dates for your treat. If that will work out, I don't see this having to go to Cat Court. We'll talk.

Hey Mac,
What's happening there, buddy? Have you had any sooshy lately? I talked to your Meowmie and she explained that it wasn't an oversight. Something happened with her car and it had to get fixed before she could get you some. You won't have to go to Cat Court on this one, it looks like we can work something out.

If you have any questions or more information, please call me. I'll be in touch.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose

Not yet, Groucho. Meowm had one of those "koff" thingies again this week. She even missed work and stayed home with me, but she slept a lot and drank tea and orange juice. We had chicken noodle soup and she did give me some of the chicken from the soup. She said she had a fever and she was putting the stick thingy into her mouth and waiting for it to beep. She is still making the "koff" sound but not nearly as often or as bad. I am sure we will have Chinese restaurant food soon.

Lubz,
Cassie

[phesina]

Okay fellow kitties, here's where we stand on your legal issues:

Poppy, Elmer, Bob, Sparkler, and Princess,
I'm sorry to say that we most likely will have to go to Cat Court. My research into your horrible situation clearly shows that you were all aboosed. What really put this over the top was that you had to leave YOUR home while all that work was being done. There still might be a chance of settling out of court, I'll know later this week and call you.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose

And then, Groucho, when we got back home, we found things were all changed around and dusty, and there were strange smells, and there was a FLY flying around, which must have just had flittens (fly-kittens?) because now there are a bunch of them flying around. We were completely traumatized and are still recovering.

[momcat]

And then, Groucho, when we got back home, we found things were all changed around and dusty, and there were strange smells, and there was a FLY flying around, which must have just had flittens (fly-kittens?) because now there are a bunch of them flying around. We were completely traumatized and are still recovering.

Okay fellow kitties. This latest news has put me in what Meowmie calls the Popeye Syndrome - that's all I can stands, I can't stands no more! Those men allowing a fly and flittens into your house is dissing you to the extreme. You didn't invite them to come over and they won't play with us. Did they try to take your food or treats? Of course you were traumatized! This is most definitely going to Cat Court. I'll file the motion tomorrow.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose