Ponderables?

[Karen]

Has anyone ever seen Mrs Cubbison undressing?

Does Anthony Weiner eat hotdogs?

Would it be cheaper to have a postal worker deliver a baby?

Not is you wanted to ever see the baby ... my local Post Office has been having trouble hiring decent letter carriers, and somewhere in this town is a Priority Mail letter/package sent me whose whereabouts is now a mystery!

[RICHARD]

Not is you wanted to ever see the baby ... my local Post Office has been having trouble hiring decent letter carriers, and somewhere in this town is a Priority Mail letter/package sent me whose whereabouts is now a mystery!

Well you could opt for the home delivery, Just put off your labor until he is in the neighborhood?

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Why don't the pines tree in my neighborhood grow apples?

[RICHARD]

Why is it called a home 'run' when the batter walks the bases?

Why are 'foul balls' make of leather, not feathers? (I know it's spelled differently)

Why does every pill have at least 6 or 7 side effects that are worse than the malady?

What does an 'option' weigh?

Why is it called a 'vacation' when you occupy the room you have rented?

Why do they measure your blood alcohol level when you are upright?

I have never seen it pour rain, It kinda sprinkles all over the place.

If I take a cat nap, will I wake up on the back of the chair?

My cat won't come when I call him, should I change his name to "sound that a treat package makes" or pretend he just hates me?

Why do people talk a 'mile a minute' instead of 60 miles an hour?

Is Anti Social married to Uncle Social?

If you divide and conquer can you multiply and lose, too?

Can I learn to play chess at a pawn shop?

Can you put all your cards on the table if you are sitting on a couch?

Would Mount Everest have been climbed if it was somewhere else?

Shouldn't it be "books on a mircochips" now?

Why isn't the morning called Pre-Noon?