Dear Fister,
I can only smile when I read the tails of mastering Randi and John. You sure do have them right in the middle of your cute paw, don't you? Don't ever let on to John that you won't ever have the need to BULLY him. He falls right into your trap every time. You are such an demanding little furkid, though aren't you? I never tire reading of your life of utter luxury. My kids aren't as demanding with the food, maybe because I have learned to fill up the kibble the night before. Course, maybe your daddy sleeps into long.