This table saw is portable, so it would be able to chase you down.
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Go hang out in a trauma ER for a weekend and see all the crap people use to promote mayhem onto each other.
A gun is a rather impersonal way to show your displeasure at another human being.
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Check out what a broken bottle will do to skin.
Check out the xray of a fractured skull. A baseball bat, tire iron or in a pinch? A brick will do nicely.
A stick or 2x4 makes a nice club.
Iron skillets can be wielded with no problem, or the hot fat/oil won't break a bone - but how's about a visit to the burn ward or a few dozen skin grafts.
Look about the room you are in and use a little imagination. You can pretty much beat the crap out of anyone with what's at hand.
Me?
I prefer not to let anyone get really close to me.
I don't like to be touched.
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