Stupid product warning labels

[Jessika]

Actually my favorite actual warning is from a hair dryer...."do not use while sleeping" ummm does that mean no hair fixing while sleep walking? lol

Actually, I saw once on one of those "Addiction" shows, a girl who COULD NOT sleep without a hairdryer blowing on her/her feet (can't remember if it was her feet specifically or her in general).

[FeatheredMonkey]

There are warnings on some of the equipment I work on that has something to do with "turning off motors prior to changing belt"

I wonder what it took to figure that one out!!!

[Randi]

Two other good ones that John posted:

I have a tape recorder, and the manual starts by stating: “This tape recorder has almighty functions”

I have a little paper knife. The warning on it states: “Warning, this knife is very sharp. Keep out of children”

[Lady's Human]

There are warnings on some of the equipment I work on that has something to do with "turning off motors prior to changing belt"

I wonder what it took to figure that one out!!!

I could answer that, but not without incriminating the fool who did it......