Stupid product warning labels

[Catlady711]

Actually my favorite actual warning is from a hair dryer...."do not use while sleeping" ummm does that mean no hair fixing while sleep walking? lol

My true favs are the misspellings and mistranslations. I have personally seen these two on my own stuff....

(from an inflatable air mattress) Wash with warm SOUP and water. (hmmmm chicken noodle, or tomato?)


(on another hair dryer) Warning, appliance is electrically live even when the WITCH is off (so broomstick or no she's deadly? lol)

[Jessika]

Actually my favorite actual warning is from a hair dryer...."do not use while sleeping" ummm does that mean no hair fixing while sleep walking? lol

Actually, I saw once on one of those "Addiction" shows, a girl who COULD NOT sleep without a hairdryer blowing on her/her feet (can't remember if it was her feet specifically or her in general).

[FeatheredMonkey]

There are warnings on some of the equipment I work on that has something to do with "turning off motors prior to changing belt"

I wonder what it took to figure that one out!!!

[Randi]

Two other good ones that John posted:

I have a tape recorder, and the manual starts by stating: “This tape recorder has almighty functions”

I have a little paper knife. The warning on it states: “Warning, this knife is very sharp. Keep out of children”

[Lady's Human]

There are warnings on some of the equipment I work on that has something to do with "turning off motors prior to changing belt"

I wonder what it took to figure that one out!!!

I could answer that, but not without incriminating the fool who did it......