Thanks for posting this! I found myself nodding my head at nearly all of them; the malpractice ones worried me, and the three at the end had me laughing into my coffee. I think these three are worth a quote:

“If we wanted to go into it for the money, we’d have become human doctors.”—Oscar Chavez, DVM.
So very true. I think the point also stands for vets criticised of being lazy - I don't know any doctor who has had to chase their patient round a field!

“New staff or training students sometimes practice injections or catheter placements on your pet. If you’d rather not allow your pet to be used this way, make sure you say something beforehand.”—Oscar Chavez, DVM.
I can understand pet owners feeling uneasy about this, but if everyone did this, how are we supposed to learn? Textbook diagrams and poking the college animals only goes so far. 4th/5th year students will be doing routine spays and neuters and the likes in their placement practices too. So long as it's done in the presence of a qualified vet at all times (as it's legally required to be), it should never be an issue. And of course it should only ever be done when required from the POV of the animal, not just as target practice for the trainee. If you suspect otherwise, you should probably forget the student/trainee altogether and just change vets.

“When people surrender their pets because they can’t afford their problems, I often end up with them. I’ve got a three-legged cat, a one-eyed cat, three dogs that required major surgeries, one goat, and 11 chickens.”—Patty Khuly, VMD.
Oh that is certainly going to be me in the future. I have already briefed close friends and family that they will be called upon to take in any overflow stock.