WE have a Winner, Bibette and Lulu have correctly guessed.

Bibette and Lulu say, "If I'm right - I will defer to Ms Pinot who I believe is the highest scorer. Tell me - is this truly a real recipe??? Only a teenager (boy) would go for it, I'm sure!! "

Sorry about the numbers. I thought it would make the puzzle more interesting and not that difficult. Oops. Next time I'll know better.

I have left the hosting of the next puzzle to Bibette & Lulu and Ms. Pinot Noir. Ladies, who shall it be?

The actual quote: (The real recipe is much longer and is an actual recipe. Some are quite hilarious and even gross. For instance, I would NEVER put the cake in a kitty litter pan, cleaned or new.)

Excerpt from Instructions to Kitty Litter Pan Cake

Heat 3 unwrapped Tootsie Rolls in a microwave-safe dish until soft and pliable, about 10 to 20 seconds. Using your fingers, shape the ends so that they are tapered and slightly curved at the ends. (Analysis of the contents of an actual cat box may be useful for research purposes.) Repeat with 3 more Tootsie Rolls. Bury the Tootsie Rolls in the cake mixture.

Heat the remaining Tootsie Rolls, 3 at a time, until almost melted. Scrape them off on top of the cake and sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Artistically drape one or more Tootsie Rolls over the side of the box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs.

Serves one teenager, 5-6 inebriated adults, or zero sober adults.