Puzzle #595 - A Winner!!!!!

[mrspunkysmom]

I know it's a lovely day in many places. A guess anyone?

[Bibette & Lulu]

Okay - how about a "2"?

Happy Easter and happy Passover eveyone!!!

[mrspunkysmom]

E−cerpt −ro− Instr−ctions to −itt− Litter Pan Ca−e

Heat − −n−rapped Tootsie Rolls in a −icro−a−e*sa−e dish −ntil so−t and pliable, abo−t −− to 2− seconds. −sing −o−r −ingers, shape the ends so that the− are tapered and slightl− c−r−ed at the ends. (Anal−sis o− the contents o− an act−al cat bo− −a− be −se−−l −or research p−rposes.) Repeat −ith − −ore Tootsie Rolls. B−r− the Tootsie Rolls in the ca−e −i−t−re.

Heat the re−aining Tootsie Rolls, − at a ti−e, −ntil al−ost −elted. Scrape the− o−− on top o− the ca−e and sprin−le −ith coo−ie cr−−bs. Artisticall− drape one or −ore Tootsie Rolls o−er the side o− the bo−, sprin−lin− it lightl− −ith coo−ie cr−−bs.

Ser−es one teenager, −*− inebriated ad−lts, or −ero sober ad−lts.

Karen 64T 40R 18 C = 122 points
Felicia's Mom 30N 6G 15 P = 51 points
Princess Pinot 70E 10B 38 I 44 S 50 O = 370 Pinots
Happylabs 21H 14 D 29 L = 64 points
Asiel 41A = 82 points
Bibette & Lulu 1 "2s" = 1 point(s)


LETTERS TO GUESS:
* = hyphen
FG JK M Q UVWXYZ 01 3456789

[happylabs]

M.mmmmm...mmmmmm

[mrspunkysmom]

M.mmmmm...mmmmmm

That one almost went by me. Duh!

E−cerpt −rom Instr−ctions to −itt− Litter Pan Ca−e

Heat # (- - - - e) −n−rapped Tootsie Rolls in a micro−a−e*sa−e dish −ntil so−t and pliable, abo−t ## (- - -) to 2# (- - - - - - ) seconds. −sing −o−r −ingers, shape the ends so that the− are tapered and slightl− c−r−ed at the ends. (Anal−sis o− the contents o− an act−al cat bo− ma− be −se−−l −or research p−rposes.) Repeat −ith # (- - - - e ) more Tootsie Rolls. B−r− the Tootsie Rolls in the ca−e mi−t−re.

Heat the remaining Tootsie Rolls, # (- - - - e ) at a time, −ntil almost melted. Scrape them o−− on top o− the ca−e and sprin−le −ith coo−ie cr−mbs. Artisticall− drape one or more Tootsie Rolls o−er the side o− the bo−, sprin−lin− it lightl− −ith coo−ie cr−mbs.

Ser−es one teenager, # (- i - e) * # (- i -) inebriated ad−lts, or −ero sober ad−lts.


Karen 64T 40R 18 C = 122 points
Felicia's Mom 30N 6G 15 P = 51 points
Princess Pinot 70E 10B 38 I 44 S 50 O = 370 Pinots
Happylabs 21H 14 D 29 L 13 M = 77 points
Asiel 41A = 82 points
Bibette & Lulu 1 "2s" = 1 point(s)


LETTERS TO GUESS:
* = hyphen
FG JK Q UVWXYZ 01 3456 7 9

[Pinot's Mom]

OK, the numbers are killing us - Pinot and I pick an 8.

[mrspunkysmom]

OK, the numbers are killing us - Pinot and I pick an 8.

Y'all are honest. I would have Googled something by now.

There is no "8". Look at the numbers again in the post below.

Edit: Some number hints are below. I did not completely spell out the words with the chosen letters.

[Bibette & Lulu]

Okay - I'm going for a guess.

[mrspunkysmom]

WE have a Winner, Bibette and Lulu have correctly guessed.

Bibette and Lulu say, "If I'm right - I will defer to Ms Pinot who I believe is the highest scorer. Tell me - is this truly a real recipe??? Only a teenager (boy) would go for it, I'm sure!! "

Sorry about the numbers. I thought it would make the puzzle more interesting and not that difficult. Oops. Next time I'll know better.

I have left the hosting of the next puzzle to Bibette & Lulu and Ms. Pinot Noir. Ladies, who shall it be?

The actual quote: (The real recipe is much longer and is an actual recipe. Some are quite hilarious and even gross. For instance, I would NEVER put the cake in a kitty litter pan, cleaned or new.)

Excerpt from Instructions to Kitty Litter Pan Cake

Heat 3 unwrapped Tootsie Rolls in a microwave-safe dish until soft and pliable, about 10 to 20 seconds. Using your fingers, shape the ends so that they are tapered and slightly curved at the ends. (Analysis of the contents of an actual cat box may be useful for research purposes.) Repeat with 3 more Tootsie Rolls. Bury the Tootsie Rolls in the cake mixture.

Heat the remaining Tootsie Rolls, 3 at a time, until almost melted. Scrape them off on top of the cake and sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Artistically drape one or more Tootsie Rolls over the side of the box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs.

Serves one teenager, 5-6 inebriated adults, or zero sober adults.

[Pinot's Mom]

Pinot says, "We don't Google - that would be unsporting - hmmph!"

I am fine either way - Bibette & Lulu are welcome to host or Pinot and I can do another, but it won't be until the end of the week. Work is in the way this week.

Just let us know! Thanks!

[Karen]

And by the way folks, it truly is a recipe - and a thread containing it was one of the reason we started The Dog House - see http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthre...oween-Party&s= and the link further down the thread!

[Bibette & Lulu]

Hi, all - Pinot and her Mom can come up with the next one - I think we can wait. If I get a brainstorm - I'll let you know, Pinot.

B&L's mom2

[mrspunkysmom]

Pinot says, "We don't Google - that would be unsporting - hmmph!"

I am fine either way - Bibette & Lulu are welcome to host or Pinot and I can do another, but it won't be until the end of the week. Work is in the way this week.

Just let us know! Thanks!

It really depends on how desperate I am. I usually don't have to Google the puzzle.

Work is in the way for me, too.

[mrspunkysmom]

Hi, all - Pinot and her Mom can come up with the next one - I think we can wait. If I get a brainstorm - I'll let you know, Pinot.

B&L's mom2

If you come up with one, you can use it for the next time. I found a couple of quotes I could have used.

[mrspunkysmom]

And by the way folks, it truly is a recipe - and a thread containing it was one of the reason we started The Dog House - see http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthre...oween-Party&s= and the link further down the thread!

I saw the recipe many years ago. May have been before the net. I'm not sure.

What is it about the recipe that caused you to start the Dog House? Am I stirring up old trouble?