birthday! A birthday?
I have to say.
one oh eight
are a bunch of days.

How many kids to them, he has talked?
I trust him more, than that Dr Spock.
Spock wrote the handbook to raise the small fry
but to entertain them? He might not try.

One Fish Two Fish, the turtle name Myrtle?
If Horton missed the Who? Chocolate milk would sure curdle!

Green Eggs and Ham, a culinary treat?
Only the Doc, could make it sound sweet.
The Cat in the Hat, is the best book feline.
Puss in Boots, second place in that line.

Happy Birthday kind sir,
History does has a place
for your wit and a shelf
with plenty of space

For all of the tales you shared with the masses
but there is one thing, you will not get a pass with.
One thing I do know, I just have to ask..

Just what the h#ll is that mustached Lorax?