My poor Tree

[momcat]

Hello fellow kitties,
Don't worry, circumstantial evidence does not establish a prima facie case. After our conference call and the information you provided, a complete and thorough investigation must be done. One of the first things we need to do is talk to that orangie you've seen around your house. I also think you can all be exonerated based on the over filled litter box. Pinot is working on her maps and GPS now so we can get to you as soon as the Catmobile arrives. We'll also be stocking up some food for you from the Haggis In A Hurry Shoppe just to be sure your tummies are full. I'll call you on your cell phones once we're on the road.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose

Groucho, let me know if you need any help in this case! I am at your service to help with these innocent kitties!

Purrs, Pinot

Hi Pinot,
Thank you so much! I do need help with this investigation to clear our friends. Do you need maps? The Catmobile is on the way, as soon as it gets here I'll call your Catberry. We'll discuss case specifics once we're on our way.

Your friend,
Groucho

[GILL]

Just a note for ALL the moms and dads out there from the CREW.
1. always have a cup hook installed in the ceiling.
2. 20-30lb test monofilament fishing line is almost invisible.
This keeps the tree in the up right position.
3. All lights should be battery operated (we have almost 200 on a 4ft tree)
4. Ornaments up to 3 ft off the floor/table should be Styrofoam.
They bounce real nice and the thread covering is fun to chew.
5. All others must be wood or plastic
6. Never have a live tree, that water can make us sick.

This should prevent Groucho the Lawyer from calling


A side note from GILL the lights run on 2 "D" size batteries (per set) and last 24-48 hrs if on continually. I go through 20-40 batteries a season.