My poor Tree

[catnapper]

Hi fellow kitties,
When I got Meowmie's message yesterday I couldn't believe what I heard! First of all, I'm convinced of your innocence so don't worry about a thing.

A few questions here. Exactly what are the charges against you? Have you been arrested? Did anyone witness the offense? Are the police involved?

Most important of all, DO NOT answer ANY questions. Refer all of them to me. My purralegal is going over pictures of the crime scene and I'll talk to her when I get to my office.

Don't hesitate to call me on my cell phone if something comes up. I'll talk to you about your case this afternoon.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose

Well, no arrests have been made, but the circumstantial evidence is pretty damaging. Especially since Mikey is particuarly fond of the silver ornaments. He says that they're already off the tree and nobody bothered to pick them up, they're free game.

Meowmie keeps asking us who invited the neigborhood kiktties over -- she said the litterbox had much more than a normal amount of scoopage. It doesn't help that the orange tabby two doors down keeps hanging out in our yard and runs away like he's guilty whenever meowmie sees him.

Nobody telling anything! So glad we have your help!