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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    The missus turns from her canning, takes one look at Farmer Brown and shouts, "What have you done? You went and saw Floyd the Barber, didn't you. And you let him give you such a bad haircut that you had to shave your head afterward. My word."

    "Just gimme one a them tequila worms," answers Farmer Brown. "It'll grow back soon enough."
    "Well all,' Said Wom 'I know exactly who Bonny is referring to here when she mentions farmer Browne. It's me !!!! Yes, and even Elyse has misspelt it as usual !!!! It has an EEEEEE on the end Elyse. How on earth am I EVER to educate you lot ???? Anyway, I had better finish the story about the tequila worms, seeing that you lot are doing a lot of guess work here. The true story goes thus......"
    Farmer Browne aka Wom: "Have you finished canning those tequila worms yet o light of my life?"
    The missus aka o light of my life: "Not yet....why ??"
    Farmer Browne aka Wom: "Well I gotta another tequila worm for ya...hee hee"
    The missus aka o light of my life: "Yeah? That time of the decade again is it ??
    Farmer Browne aka Wom: "Hey woman!! I can't help it if my tequila worm sleeps a lot."
    The missus aka o light of my life: "Yeah well now I know the reason why those couple of hundred ex wives of yours gave you the permanent wave....GOODBYE"
    Farmer Browne aka Wom: "That's it !!!! From now on I'm going to knickname you GrandChesterless"
    The missus aka o light of my life: "What the....??? Just because I haven't grown in the right places, you're holding that against me ??"
    Farmer Browne aka Wom: "That's more than what you got to hold against me."
    The missus aka o light of my life: Righto matey....no bloody dinner for you tonight !!!!"
    Farmer Browne aka Wom: "Bummer"

    "And that my friends is a true story. It was the day I missed out on my dinner.
    I can honestly say, that in all of the annals of human suffering, nobody suffered more than what I did on that day. Now Bill, you have to tell us that story of yours."

    Bills Airplane runs out of gas


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    And that my friends is a true story. It was the day I missed out on my dinner.
    I can honestly say, that in all of the annals of human suffering, nobody suffered more than what I did on that day. Now Bill, you have to tell us that story of yours." Bills Airplane runs out of gas
    Well I can't tell a story that Bills Airplane runs out of gas because I never flew during a time where fuel was an issue.

    Bill says "I did have a situation that was almost as bad. During preparation for takeoff a walk around is required to verify that certain maintenance task are preformed so the plane is ready for flight. One of these task is check the oil sump to verify that the oil sump service entrance is closed and ready for flight. Under a small flap is one of the oil sumps for the plane. This flap is closed and considered clear if the two kerklock are closed. Under this flap is a cap much like a gas cap under the flaps of todays cars. The difference is a red flag attached to the plane that stands up erect until the cap is replaced and turned to a closed position. Once the cap is correctly turned and locked then the little red flag is down allowing that outside flap to be locked closed with the zerk keys . In normal operating mode the flap can not be closed until the
    internal cap is closed an the red flag is down. Once the red flag is down,then
    the outside door flap can be closed and locked. During my walk around the
    sump door was closed and locked.

    Carrier takeoff and landings are difficult under normal conditions. Today we had a very normal takeoff and it appeared at first that the flight would go well.

    Within minutes of launch without warning our starboard engine lost oil pressure and shut down. Flying a twin engine plane is usually a boring uneventful routine, but flying a twin engine plane with just one engine is far from boring. Now the problem gets compounded because , now this single engine twin has to be landed back on the carrier. Landings calls for a plane to approach level, but with one engine not turning level flight is not possible no matter how much the plane is trimmed. Carrier landing for prop planes is different from jet in that you cut engines at an exact time and glide onto the deck catching one of the arresting cables that bring you to a stop. In our case we will be touching down with one wheel far before the other hits. What happens if the plane catches a cable before both Engine nacelle wheels are on the ground. All of these thoughts were running through my head.

    Moment of truth arrived and passed we were back on deck without all the imagined bad end. It was determined that a new man on the oil crew, had bent the flag down over the cap because he was unable to get the cap on right. Rather than ask he just bent the flag so he could close the outer door on and kerk lock them.

    The minute the plane took off venturi effect from air flow over the wing sucked the oil sump dry in just 15 minutes. Lucky for the engine it had an auto shutdown if there is no oil pressure." I am thankful he didn't do the bend flag trick on both engines.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kokopup View Post
    Wom
    Well I can't tell a story that Bills Airplane runs out of gas because I never flew during a time where fuel was an issue.

    Bill says "I did have a situation that was almost as bad. During preparation for takeoff a walk around is required to verify that certain maintenance task are preformed so the plane is ready for flight. One of these task is check the oil sump to verify that the oil sump service entrance is closed and ready for flight. Under a small flap is one of the oil sumps for the plane. This flap is closed and considered clear if the two kerklock are closed. Under this flap is a cap much like a gas cap under the flaps of todays cars. The difference is a red flag attached to the plane that stands up erect until the cap is replaced and turned to a closed position. Once the cap is correctly turned and locked then the little red flag is down allowing that outside flap to be locked closed with the zerk keys . In normal operating mode the flap can not be closed until the
    internal cap is closed an the red flag is down. Once the red flag is down,then
    the outside door flap can be closed and locked. During my walk around the
    sump door was closed and locked.

    Carrier takeoff and landings are difficult under normal conditions. Today we had a very normal takeoff and it appeared at first that the flight would go well.

    Within minutes of launch without warning our starboard engine lost oil pressure and shut down. Flying a twin engine plane is usually a boring uneventful routine, but flying a twin engine plane with just one engine is far from boring. Now the problem gets compounded because , now this single engine twin has to be landed back on the carrier. Landings calls for a plane to approach level, but with one engine not turning level flight is not possible no matter how much the plane is trimmed. Carrier landing for prop planes is different from jet in that you cut engines at an exact time and glide onto the deck catching one of the arresting cables that bring you to a stop. In our case we will be touching down with one wheel far before the other hits. What happens if the plane catches a cable before both Engine nacelle wheels are on the ground. All of these thoughts were running through my head.

    Moment of truth arrived and passed we were back on deck without all the imagined bad end. It was determined that a new man on the oil crew, had bent the flag down over the cap because he was unable to get the cap on right. Rather than ask he just bent the flag so he could close the outer door on and kerk lock them.

    The minute the plane took off venturi effect from air flow over the wing sucked the oil sump dry in just 15 minutes. Lucky for the engine it had an auto shutdown if there is no oil pressure." I am thankful he didn't do the bend flag trick on both engines.
    "Hmmm....that's a good story Bill, but before I go on with "Wom your most Embarrassed moment", did you ever fly a plane and the wheels fell off ???

    "Oh stop it Wom, now you're being silly" Said Bonny.

    "Silly is my second name. You should know that by now Bonny. And what is your second name ??? Hmmmm???" Said Wom.

    "Marmadukette' replied Bonny. 'My full name is Bronwyn Marmadukette Ricecutter"

    "That's a real stoopid name" Said Wom

    "Shutup" Said Bonny.

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    "Hmmm....that's a good story Bill, but before I go on with "Wom your most Embarrassed moment", did you ever fly a plane and the wheels fell off ???
    Wom I never had one fall off of a plane. Will a bicycle do? i did have
    one come off of my bike once while showing off my wheelie skills. Now that was one of my most embarrassing moments. IT's amazing how good friends will laugh at your misfortune and PAIN. You I'm sure have heard of road rage.
    No road rage here, just a whole lot of road rash.
    “You live and you learn, but if you never learn, at least you are still living.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
    "Hmmm....that's a good story Bill, but before I go on with "Wom your most Embarrassed moment", did you ever fly a plane and the wheels fell off ???

    "Oh stop it Wom, now you're being silly" Said Bonny.

    "Silly is my second name. You should know that by now Bonny. And what is your second name ??? Hmmmm???" Said Wom.

    "Marmadukette' replied Bonny. 'My full name is Bronwyn Marmadukette Ricecutter"

    "That's a real stoopid name" Said Wom

    "Shutup" Said Bonny.

    Butt slap


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    "Wom, you have a lot of room to talk with a name like Wombat Buttslap Backendwasher! said GrandChester

    "I remember an embarassing moment for you, Wom"! suggests the Chester in all her grandness"."It was your 30th birthday..we had a bunch of mates over for a birthday/beach party.
    "I bought a pinata and coated it with Gorilla glue. We all know how well that works "As seen on TV"! Well, you slammed it with all your might, mate!' (Slaps high five) meanwhile further down the beach.

    Jello shots and Paul Hogan

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrandChester View Post
    "Wom, you have a lot of room to talk with a name like Wombat Buttslap Backendwasher! said GrandChester

    "I remember an embarassing moment for you, Wom"! suggests the Chester in all her grandness"."It was your 30th birthday..we had a bunch of mates over for a birthday/beach party.
    "I bought a pinata and coated it with Gorilla glue. We all know how well that works "As seen on TV"! Well, you slammed it with all your might, mate!' (Slaps high five) meanwhile further down the beach.....

    Jello shots and Paul Hogan
    .......Strop, Woms mate, was sitting on a driftwood log drinking jello shots and Paul Hogan was throwing another shrimp on the barbie."

    All of a sudden Strop stood up, and said to Paul.."Paul, I've just stood up"

    "Well I just seen that you did that you bloody idiot !!!" Said Paul.

    "Ya know mate' said Strop through rubbery lips 'when I stand up, it means something is wrong. Remember that movie we seen together ??? Tit...Tit...Tita"

    "The Titanic ???" Said Paul.

    "Yeah that one' said Strop 'And do you remember when all of a sudden I stood up ??"

    "I thought you stood up because of gas. You were eating frankfurts the day before you know." Said Paul.

    "Nope.' continued Strop through flapping lips 'I stood up because I knew something was wrong. And I was right."

    "Because the boat sank, right ??" Said Paul.

    "Nope again' Said Strop 'Because I dropped my potato crisps onto my lap, and there was this brown furry dog that was trying to eat them. So Paul, I only stand up when I know something is wrong with me mate Wom or a mongrel dog, and I think me mate Wom is in trouble."

    "Wom' Said Paul 'He's always in bloody trouble. We'd better go see then"

    "Thanks mate" Said Strop

    "Shutup !!" Said Paul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
    .......Strop, Woms mate, was sitting on a driftwood log drinking jello shots and Paul Hogan was throwing another shrimp on the barbie."

    All of a sudden Strop stood up, and said to Paul.."Paul, I've just stood up"

    "Well I just seen that you did that you bloody idiot !!!" Said Paul.

    "Ya know mate' said Strop through rubbery lips 'when I stand up, it means something is wrong. Remember that movie we seen together ??? Tit...Tit...Tita"

    "The Titanic ???" Said Paul.

    "Yeah that one' said Strop 'And do you remember when all of a sudden I stood up ??"

    "I thought you stood up because of gas. You were eating frankfurts the day before you know." Said Paul.

    "Nope.' continued Strop through flapping lips 'I stood up because I knew something was wrong. And I was right."

    "Because the boat sank, right ??" Said Paul.

    "Nope again' Said Strop 'Because I dropped my potato crisps onto my lap, and there was this brown furry dog that was trying to eat them. So Paul, I only stand up when I know something is wrong with me mate Wom or a mongrel dog, and I think me mate Wom is in trouble."

    "Wom' Said Paul 'He's always in bloody trouble. We'd better go see then"

    "Thanks mate" Said Strop

    "Shutup !!" Said Paul.

    Blind Drunk
    Paul and Strop wander along looking for Wom.
    "Did I leave the bloody shrimp on the barbie, Wom? asks Paul.
    "I dont know,Paul...dont you have a movie to film or something"?
    "Dont get in a strop with me, Snippy! said Paul
    "Me names not Snippy...you dodo! snaps Strop.
    "Do-dos are extinct I'll have ya know, Snippy-Stroppy!
    "Who doesn't know that" They walked the earth from 1598-1681"
    "You mean flew the earth?!
    "They were flightless birds you idiot...and you resemble them in oooooh so many ways"..laughs Strop

    "Oh my dear Wom-Bee there you are"! exclaimed Strop."Why on earth are ya up a tree, Wom"?
    "Move over Strop you're bed-hoggin agin. Bloody blanket thieving, too! mumbled Wom. "

    "Wom you're bloody, blind drunk again!! Get outta that tree this instance or....

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    Oh my dear Wom-Bee there you are"! exclaimed Strop."Why on earth are ya up a tree, Wom"?
    "Move over Strop you're bed-hoggin agin. Bloody blanket thieving, too! mumbled Wom. "

    "Wom you're bloody, blind drunk again!! Get outta that tree this instance or you might fall out and hurt yourself," urges Elyse, who has just come back on the scene.

    Wom answers, "I was hoping to see the sun rise in St. Tropez from up here, but I guess that's not on." Wom carefully climbs down from the tree. Elyse is relieved. Looking around she realizes that Paul Hogan is right there. "Hey, wow! Paul Hogan! You're famous!" she says.

    "Thank you, Captain Obvious, he knows he's famous," says Strop.

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