Story teller game

[GrandChester]

delicious morel mushrooms that will make you relax & sleepy even though they may look like Flaky bunions. Come back you idiots! I washed my feet last year not to worry I used a bunch of Monkey Butt powder to keep my feet smelling .........


pine forest

...monkey butt fresh with a twist of fresh pine needles from a pine forest!
"Geesh, Helen you are beginning to worry me"! says GrandChester. We willl never get to Vegas with the lot of you making bad decisions like the jury in the Casey Anthony case". Yes we all want to go home!
"Now who parked the darn moped so close to that cliff "Nooooooo" yells Wom. "Its lost its grip and down the cliff it goes!
Helen cries out " That was my last bottle of spirits in the saddle bag of that moped!

4th of July

[wombat2u2004]

...monkey butt fresh with a twist of fresh pine needles from a pine forest!
"Geesh, Helen you are beginning to worry me"! says GrandChester. We willl never get to Vegas with the lot of you making bad decisions like the jury in the Casey Anthony case". Yes we all want to go home!
"Now who parked the darn moped so close to that cliff "Nooooooo" yells Wom. "Its lost its grip and down the cliff it goes!
Helen cries out " That was my last bottle of spirits in the saddle bag of that moped!

The moped plumetted down and down, until finally it struck the ground, bursting into flames and exploding like the firecrackers on the 4th of July.
"Good God' Said Wom 'What kind of spirits have you been drinking Helen ?? That stuff went up like jet fuel"
"I got it from Bill" Said Helen. "Besides, it tastes better than Bonny's Stinky Sock Coffee with Morel Mushrooms."

Bonnys Magical Mushroom Recipe

[Bonny]

The moped plumetted down and down, until finally it struck the ground, bursting into flames and exploding like the firecrackers on the 4th of July.
"Good God' Said Wom 'What kind of spirits have you been drinking Helen ?? That stuff went up like jet fuel"
"I got it from Bill" Said Helen. "Besides, it tastes better than Bonny's Stinky Sock Coffee with Morel Mushrooms."

Bonnys Magical Mushroom Recipe

I would like Bonnys Magical Mushroom Recipe says a stranger as he walks up to the group of misfit travelers. It is none other then the handsome Bradley Pitt. Helen is all goo goo eyed, her handsome prince has arrived in a black limo. How would you all like to jump into my limo & I'll give you a free ride to Vegas. Helen was the first one in of course & had to sit next to Bradley.


Stick Um Up

[happylabs]

I would like Bonnys Magical Mushroom Recipe says a stranger as he walks up to the group of misfit travelers. It is none other then the handsome Bradley Pitt. Helen is all goo goo eyed, her handsome prince has arrived in a black limo. How would you all like to jump into my limo & I'll give you a free ride to Vegas. Helen was the first one in of course & had to sit next to Bradley.


Stick Um Up

As Helen jumps in, she realizes Jennifer Aniston is sitting in the limo and Jen says "stick um up"! You people are all crazy. I just kidnapped Brad to have back and all to myself. What do you think you are doing...

"ostrich"

[cassiesmom]

As Helen jumps in, she realizes Jennifer Aniston is sitting in the limo and Jen says "stick um up"! You people are all crazy. I just kidnapped Brad to have back and all to myself. What do you think you are doing...

"ostrich"

"What do you think you are doing? Get away from my man! Be like an ostrich and run, run, run!" Jennifer puts her arm around Brad possessively.

Brad interrupts. "Wait a second, I still need Bonny's Magical Mushroom recipe!"

Las Vegas

[wombat2u2004]

"What do you think you are doing? Get away from my man! Be like an ostrich and run, run, run!" Jennifer puts her arm around Brad possessively.

Brad interrupts. "Wait a second, I still need Bonny's Magical Mushroom recipe!"

"And I need it now, so Jen and I can drive back to Las Vegas for a dirty weekend without Angie finding out"
"Ah forget that skinny little twerp' said Elyse 'Jens not good enough for you Brad Honey. Take me with you for the dirty weekend."
"NO !!!!' Yelled Bonny 'Take me Brad, I'm dirtier than Elyse, I've got stinky socks to prove it."
"Nope, he'll take me to Vegas' said Helen 'I'm dirtier than..............

Mud wrestling

[GrandChester]

"And I need it now, so Jen and I can drive back to Las Vegas for a dirty weekend without Angie finding out"
"Ah forget that skinny little twerp' said Elyse 'Jens not good enough for you Brad Honey. Take me with you for the dirty weekend."
"NO !!!!' Yelled Bonny 'Take me Brad, I'm dirtier than Elyse, I've got stinky socks to prove it."
"Nope, he'll take me to Vegas' said Helen 'I'm dirtier than..............

Mud wrestling

gulp..."I'd rather be mud wrestling with a bunch of Sumo wrestlers than eat that mushroom concoction Bonnie made...says GrandChester.

"Oh Bradley, I know its hard to choose which stinky woman is best for the dirty romantic weekend" says Helen with a sigh. Take my word for it, I have not bathed since the airport fiasco a good 3 weeks ago. Gotta say I am the raunchiest one.. brags Helen.

And the drunkest!! laughs Bonnie.

The heat is on