Story teller game

[GrandChester]

From a far distance they hear someone singing "Happy Trails to youuuuuuu". They hear a rustling noise in the bushes and out jumps Helen wearing a shiny silver evening gown and carrying a bottle of champagne in one hand and a champagne glass in the other. She is staggering around and only wearing one shoe. Her hair which is styled in a chignon has leaves and sticks in it. Following her is ....


"Gilligan's Island"

...GrandChester in pigtails and Wom in a goofy fishing hat.
"Looks as if you 3 just stepped off the set of Gilligans Island" laughs Bill
Helen where on earth is your other shoe? asks Bonnie
More rustling comes from the bushes...out comes a little black bear cub with a shoe in its mouth.
"Well, mystery solved, Helen"! chuckles Bonnie.
"Helen forget that shoe and run for the hills...theres Momma bear and she looks very TICKED OFF"! screams HappyLabs.

Threes Company

[cassiesmom]

There's Momma Bear and she looks very ticked off!

"Maybe one too many bears tried to fit into her den," says Elyse. "Three's company -- four's too many!"

The baby bear is still carrying the shoe and suddenly...

Bellagio

[kokopup]

There's Momma Bear and she looks very ticked off!

"Maybe one too many bears tried to fit into her den," says Elyse. "Three's company -- four's too many!"

The baby bear is still carrying the shoe and suddenly...

Elyse grabs Bill's shovel and lays one on Wom big time. It sounded like there might have been something knocked loose or maybe it was already loose and it just mover some.
'I'm fed up with bears and wild men'. said Elyse

Wom, while still on the ground, ask what in the world was that, "Elyse, you got a problem. Elyse speaks, "I need a ride to the closest airport. I was able to get a signal, on my Blackberry, so I made reservations at Bellagio back in Vegas. WOM upset " I thought your heart was set on Memphis and now you want to go back to Sin City. Have you met true love or are you just overwhelmed with cash. At this rate we will see you.......

marriage chapel
__________________

[cassiesmom]

" I thought your heart was set on Memphis and now you want to go back to Sin City. Have you met true love or are you just overwhelmed with cash. At this rate we will see you......."

At this rate, we will see you losing money in the casinos faster than you can say Brad Pitt!

At that Elyse says, "Brad Pitt? Where? At the Bellagio?" She pulls Wom off the ground. "Hurry, Wom! Start your moped! There's been a Brad Pitt sighting at the Bellagio! Maybe it's Ocean's Fourteen! Let's go see if any woman can coax him into a marriage chapel! I'm sorry about the shovel and thank goodness it was only a Nerf shovel or you'd still be on the ground."

"Elyse, are you kidding? He's married to Angelina Jolie!" laugh all the others. "He's already spoken for! Forget the marriage chapel."

The baby bear drops Helen's shoe and runs back to his mom. They return to the woods. The shoe is picked up by ...

mutts like Heinzer

[Bonny]

At this rate, we will see you losing money in the casinos faster than you can say Brad Pitt!

At that Elyse says, "Brad Pitt? Where? At the Bellagio?" She pulls Wom off the ground. "Hurry, Wom! Start your moped! There's been a Brad Pitt sighting at the Bellagio! Maybe it's Ocean's Fourteen! Let's go see if any woman can coax him into a marriage chapel! I'm sorry about the shovel and thank goodness it was only a Nerf shovel or you'd still be on the ground."

"Elyse, are you kidding? He's married to Angelina Jolie!" laugh all the others. "He's already spoken for! Forget the marriage chapel."

The baby bear drops Helen's shoe and runs back to his mom. They return to the woods. The shoe is picked up by ...

mutts like Heinzer

what looked like a brindle colored great dane, terrier, hound, poodle X. One of those mutts like Heinzer. The Heinzer went over to Elyse with his right ear up & his left floppy ear down, wagging his 5 foot long tail & sat down in front of Elyse with her shoe. Heinzers tail was wagging & the dust was flying up all over the place. It was like a propeller on a helicopter .......

Shoo fly

[GrandChester]

what looked like a brindle colored great dane, terrier, hound, poodle X. One of those mutts like Heinzer. The Heinzer went over to Elyse with his right ear up & his left floppy ear down, wagging his 5 foot long tail & sat down in front of Elyse with her shoe. Heinzers tail was wagging & the dust was flying up all over the place. It was like a propeller on a helicopter .......

Shoo fly

"Looks like Heinzers about to take off! laughs Wom..look at that propeller tail stir up this dust..now shoo fly!

"What? Who made shoo fly pie"? asks a drunken Helen.

Theres no shoo fly pie, Helen..have another drink...you lush! GrandChester says jokingly.

Wheres Brad Pitt? asks Helen.

Hes filming Oceans 14 in Vegas, silly!

shark attack

[Bonny]

"Looks like Heinzers about to take off! laughs Wom..look at that propeller tail stir up this dust..now shoo fly!

"What? Who made shoo fly pie"? asks a drunken Helen.

Theres no shoo fly pie, Helen..have another drink...you lush! GrandChester says jokingly.

Wheres Brad Pitt? asks Helen.

Hes filming Oceans 14 in Vegas, silly!

shark attack

Bradley is busy fending off a shark attack while Julia watches all the kids.
Helen you need to sober up with a good brimming cup of cowboy coffee.
We can use Wom's bike helmet and Grandchester you can light a fire .......

Stinky Socks