Story teller game

[Bonny]

"Thats no problem, Wom" said Bill. Im laughing so hard at seeing that $3.99 price tag hanging from that rachety stuffed jawfish of yours!
I know stuffers that would love to induce that fish to the Smithsonian Museum Of Dead Fish. I got the number saved in my contacts here on my cell phone.
Bill ponders as he listens to the promps .."Wait til Bonny gets word of this"!
...."If you wish to speak to someone in our Dead Duck And Fish Dept. press 2 ....now"...
"I must say this about Bonnys Fine Liquer...it aint too bad after you get the first glass down..haha..snort.. snort! Did she say press 1 or 2? Oh, dang it! Scratches head...

Fish Out Of Water

which is very bald & accidentally drops the phone into Bonnys hand. "What do you tink you are doing sir Billy Bob?" says Bonny "WOM"!!!!!!! it was suppose to be a secret till you flapped your gator jaws". It is kind of like that Ivory Bill Woodpecker thing. I had planned to give talks, write books, sell t-shirts, caps, jewelery, & the fish Liqueur & donate all the proceeds to my favorite charity. Now I am like a fish out of water I tell yah what, I'll do & give you all ............



Bozo the Clown

[wombat2u2004]

which is very bald & accidentally drops the phone into Bonnys hand. "What do you tink you are doing sir Billy Bob?" says Bonny "WOM"!!!!!!! it was suppose to be a secret till you flapped your gator jaws". It is kind of like that Ivory Bill Woodpecker thing. I had planned to give talks, write books, sell t-shirts, caps, jewelery, & the fish Liqueur & donate all the proceeds to my favorite charity. Now I am like a fish out of water I tell yah what, I'll do & give you all ............

....a smack in the earhole for letting out my secret....and from now on, instead of referring to me as Miss Bonny, you can all call me Bozo the Clown."
"Well I must say' said Wom 'the name sort of suits you, but I have always thought you looked more like a midget version of The Joker in Batman."
"That's it !!!!' yelled Bozo the Clown 'Just because I'm pale and pallid and short and use green lipstick, you think you can call me what you want ??"
"Well' said Bill 'I thought you looked more like a very short New Guinea headhunter, and besides................

Feathered Fascinator

[GrandChester]

....a smack in the earhole for letting out my secret....and from now on, instead of referring to me as Miss Bonny, you can all call me Bozo the Clown."
"Well I must say' said Wom 'the name sort of suits you, but I have always thought you looked more like a midget version of The Joker in Batman."
"That's it !!!!' yelled Bozo the Clown 'Just because I'm pale and pallid and short and use green lipstick, you think you can call me what you want ??"
"Well' said Bill 'I thought you looked more like a very short New Guinea headhunter, and besides................

Feathered Fascinator

..."whats with all the clips and fancy braids and feathers in your hair, Bonny?" Bill asks.."You look like the Feathered Facinator"!
What do you know about fashion? asks Bonny
"Hes clueless...just look at him! laughs Wom
..."Bill, lets get a move on! I want to get my jawed beast to the museum" says Bonny.
"Bonny, can I drive this time"? asks Wom
Sure..better you than Bill..he nearly killed us all last time he drove" laughs Bonny
"Hrummph"..grumbled Bill..


The Washingon Monument

[cassiesmom]

"Hrummph," grumbled Bill. "Let's get the heck out of here. We have to get Bonny's Jawed Beast to the Smithsonian Museum of Dead Fish."

Elyse shouts, "I'm not riding in the car 3/4 of the way across the country. Take me to the airport, I'll catch a flight to Washington, D.C. I'll go to the Smithsonian and arrange for the Jawed Beast to be delivered, and then I'll go to the Washington Monument and look out at all the memorials and buildings. Would anyone like to join me?"

Mississippi River

[wombat2u2004]

"Hrummph," grumbled Bill. "Let's get the heck out of here. We have to get Bonny's Jawed Beast to the Smithsonian Museum of Dead Fish."

Elyse shouts, "I'm not riding in the car 3/4 of the way across the country. Take me to the airport, I'll catch a flight to Washington, D.C. I'll go to the Smithsonian and arrange for the Jawed Beast to be delivered, and then I'll go to the Washington Monument and look out at all the memorials and buildings. Would anyone like to join me?"

"Narp, not me.' Said Wom 'I've seen them all before, besides, I want to see the Mississippi River. Everyone here tells me it's at least 4 yards wide. Wow, big river."
"Well yahhh,' said Bill ' it's a bigger river than all of yours in Aus."
"Good God, stop bragging man !!!" Said Wom. "Now all get into the car, and we'll get going, and no smart remarks thankyou."
After a while of travelling down the road, Bonny senses something is wrong, and whispers something into Grandchesters ear. The word soon spreads to all of the passengers in the car, and they elect Bill as their spokesman.
"Errrrrr...Wom' said Bill 'I think yer drivin on the wrong side of the road"
"Bloody Hell' yells Wom 'I was wonderin why the steerin wheel is on the wrong side of the car."

Left is right

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[GrandChester]

Bill explains..Left is RIGHT! Only not on this vehicle, Wom! My car is in the shop. "Remember the brakes went out on our last excursion"?!
"This is the mail van I borrowed from CassiesMom.
"Should we be delivering mail? asks Bonny.
"No.. says Bill, Its in semi-retirement at the moment. So we have it for as long as need be.
I guess after we get this ugly fish inducted, we could go see the Mighty Mississippi!
GrandChester chimes in.."No, Bonny & I have been there, seen that! Sorry, Wom. Admit it.. you just wanna go fishing again. I was thinking about...

Celine Dion

[cassiesmom]

I was thinking about continuing on to Las Vegas, since we are in the western U.S. already. We could see Celine Dion in concert.

Elyse says, "How about this, I'll fly to DC with the Jawed Beast, and you all can head west. This mail van I borrowed rides really rough, by the way. Let's swap it for a limousine to make your trip more comfortable. We can reconnect somewhere along the Mississippi River."

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