Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
......talking to Herman Munster, the Governor of Illinois on your cell phone a day ago. Has this anything to do with those rachety jaw fish you've been hauling around ???"
"Kind of,' said Wom 'they are a brand new species of piranha that was thought to have gone extinct about 500 million years ago. I found them in a bucket of water behind Bonny's house, she's been breeding them and putting them into her still, to produce her Pleasant Valley Fish Liqueur. But so far, all of the wine tasters in her county have all died mysterious deaths."
"Leaping Lizards Wom' said Bill 'so you want Herman to instigate at Fishgate Liqueurgate ??"
"Not really' replied Wom 'I'd like one of these fish to be stuffed and mounted and put on display in the Smithsonian Museum of Dead Fish, for all to see, this generation and all future generations. Why, this extinct icon could become the next national symbol of your country. Imagine it Bill, a stuffed fish with a $3.99 tag hanging off it saying 'Bonny's Fine Liqueurs', stamped not only on your dollar bills, but on your postage stamps to."

Dead duck

"Thats no problem, Wom" said Bill. Im laughing so hard at seeing that $3.99 price tag hanging from that rachety stuffed jawfish of yours!
I know stuffers that would love to induce that fish to the Smithsonian Museum Of Dead Fish. I got the number saved in my contacts here on my cell phone.
Bill ponders as he listens to the promps .."Wait til Bonny gets word of this"!
...."If you wish to speak to someone in our Dead Duck And Fish Dept. press 2 ....now"...
"I must say this about Bonnys Fine Liquer...it aint too bad after you get the first glass down..haha..snort.. snort! Did she say press 1 or 2? Oh, dang it! Scratches head...

Fish Out Of Water