Story teller game

[wombat2u2004]

"Why on earth are you carrying them with us?"

Wom answers, "To refill the tank with water from Yellowstone, silly! It's such pure water!"

"Ohhh, I see," says Elyse, bluffing and wondering what's wrong with filtered tap water. "We need to find somewhere to get ice so we can chill the beer."

Wom explains, "The tropical fish need the purest water because..."

.....they are used to the good things in life, and they appreciate it."
"But Wom,' said Elyse 'how do you know the fish appreciate it ?"
"I just do !!!" Said Wom. "Besides, if you really want proof, then we'll have to drive to Salt Lake City where the local Shaman there will confirm it."
Just then, they all heard a thud. Turning around, they see that Bonny has fallen flat on her face.
"That's it.' said Wom 'Bonny's been guzzling the beer down again. She's drunk as usual."
"Typical bloody Iowan's" said Bill as....................

Raw egg and ketchup cocktail

[kokopup]

Wom

.....they are used to the good things in life, and they appreciate it."
"But Wom,' said Elyse 'how do you know the fish appreciate it ?"
"I just do !!!" Said Wom. "Besides, if you really want proof, then we'll have to drive to Salt Lake City where the local Shaman there will confirm it."
Just then, they all heard a thud. Turning around, they see that Bonny has fallen flat on her face.
"That's it.' said Wom 'Bonny's been guzzling the beer down again. She's drunk as usual."
"Typical bloody Iowan's" said Bill as....

................usual we can count on Bonny to dispose of all the warm beer. If we don't get a raw egg and Ketchup cocktail down her she is going to be totally wasted. Warm beer will hit harder that the cold stuff. I don't know how Aussey like their beer but the limeys like it hot. If we are going to give her a raw egg and Ketchup cocktail, Wom, You need to digout one to your ostrich egg stash. We will be lucky if they are not already hard...




case of disappearing fish taik

[Bonny]

Wom
................usual we can count on Bonny to dispose of all the warm beer. If we don't get a raw egg and Ketchup cocktail down her she is going to be totally wasted. Warm beer will hit harder that the cold stuff. I don't know how Aussey like their beer but the limeys like it hot. If we are going to give her a raw egg and Ketchup cocktail, Wom, You need to digout one to your ostrich egg stash. We will be lucky if they are not already hard...




case of disappearing fish taik

and stinky smelling. "I'll pass on the cocktail", says Bonnie. Wombat stands with glazed eyes and a empty stupid look on his face. "Guys my fish tank is gone". "Its gone!!" "Dear God its gone". Bonnie thinks oh what a drama king. Bill & Alyse did you take my fish & tank? Bill speaks up. "This sounds like the case of the disappearing fish tank in a Stephen King novel. Fish that disappear & fall into a polluted radioactive steam & grow legs, arms, and ....

Frankenfish

[wombat2u2004]

and stinky smelling. "I'll pass on the cocktail", says Bonnie. Wombat stands with glazed eyes and a empty stupid look on his face. "Guys my fish tank is gone". "Its gone!!" "Dear God its gone". Bonnie thinks oh what a drama king. Bill & Alyse did you take my fish & tank? Bill speaks up. "This sounds like the case of the disappearing fish tank in a Stephen King novel. Fish that disappear & fall into a polluted radioactive steam & grow legs, arms, and ....

............tiny little weenies. We call them Frankenfish here in Alabama. What do they call them in Iowa Bonny ?"
"Breakfast" Said Bonny.
"And what do they call them in Chicago Elyse ?" Said Bill.
But Elyse wasn't listening, her thoughts were elsewhere, she was daydreaming of frivollicking with....................

Stephen King

[kokopup]

............tiny little weenies. We call them Frankenfish here in Alabama. What do they call them in Iowa Bonny ?"
"Breakfast" Said Bonny.
"And what do they call them in Chicago Elyse ?" Said Bill.
But Elyse wasn't listening, her thoughts were elsewhere, she was daydreaming of frivollicking with...................

. ......Fabio on a deserted beach near Cannes. "Oh, ELyse are you there Elyse" says Bill. We we trying to find out what happened to all of Wom's fish." "Oh those silly things with the big teeth"says Elyse.
"They were giving me the willys, just swimming and showing big teeth, What on earth did you have those far Wom?"" they would definitely cast well in a Stephen King horror show". What sinister plan did you have Wom? I know you were...

Herman Munster
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[wombat2u2004]

. ......Fabio on a deserted beach near Cannes. "Oh, ELyse are you there Elyse" says Bill. We we trying to find out what happened to all of Wom's fish." "Oh those silly things with the big teeth"says Elyse.
"They were giving me the willys, just swimming and showing big teeth, What on earth did you have those far Wom?"" they would definitely cast well in a Stephen King horror show". What sinister plan did you have Wom? I know you were...............

......talking to Herman Munster, the Governor of Illinois on your cell phone a day ago. Has this anything to do with those rachety jaw fish you've been hauling around ???"
"Kind of,' said Wom 'they are a brand new species of piranha that was thought to have gone extinct about 500 million years ago. I found them in a bucket of water behind Bonny's house, she's been breeding them and putting them into her still, to produce her Pleasant Valley Fish Liqueur. But so far, all of the wine tasters in her county have all died mysterious deaths."
"Leaping Lizards Wom' said Bill 'so you want Herman to instigate at Fishgate Liqueurgate ??"
"Not really' replied Wom 'I'd like one of these fish to be stuffed and mounted and put on display in the Smithsonian Museum of Dead Fish, for all to see, this generation and all future generations. Why, this extinct icon could become the next national symbol of your country. Imagine it Bill, a stuffed fish with a $3.99 tag hanging off it saying 'Bonny's Fine Liqueurs', stamped not only on your dollar bills, but on your postage stamps to."

Dead duck

[GrandChester]

......talking to Herman Munster, the Governor of Illinois on your cell phone a day ago. Has this anything to do with those rachety jaw fish you've been hauling around ???"
"Kind of,' said Wom 'they are a brand new species of piranha that was thought to have gone extinct about 500 million years ago. I found them in a bucket of water behind Bonny's house, she's been breeding them and putting them into her still, to produce her Pleasant Valley Fish Liqueur. But so far, all of the wine tasters in her county have all died mysterious deaths."
"Leaping Lizards Wom' said Bill 'so you want Herman to instigate at Fishgate Liqueurgate ??"
"Not really' replied Wom 'I'd like one of these fish to be stuffed and mounted and put on display in the Smithsonian Museum of Dead Fish, for all to see, this generation and all future generations. Why, this extinct icon could become the next national symbol of your country. Imagine it Bill, a stuffed fish with a $3.99 tag hanging off it saying 'Bonny's Fine Liqueurs', stamped not only on your dollar bills, but on your postage stamps to."

Dead duck

"Thats no problem, Wom" said Bill. Im laughing so hard at seeing that $3.99 price tag hanging from that rachety stuffed jawfish of yours!
I know stuffers that would love to induce that fish to the Smithsonian Museum Of Dead Fish. I got the number saved in my contacts here on my cell phone.
Bill ponders as he listens to the promps .."Wait til Bonny gets word of this"!
...."If you wish to speak to someone in our Dead Duck And Fish Dept. press 2 ....now"...
"I must say this about Bonnys Fine Liquer...it aint too bad after you get the first glass down..haha..snort.. snort! Did she say press 1 or 2? Oh, dang it! Scratches head...

Fish Out Of Water