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Bonny
treat you like a leper straight from the streets of Karachi. In addition to making really good cookies they travel around helping with "Mary Poppins" a production now playing at the NEW AMSTERDAM THEATER in New York. This Elf has so much clout I'm sure there is a big body guard close by. Bill speaks up "Wom I would tread lightly right now there appears to be ........
....a bounty on your head already. You'll be playing dodge ball and outrun the bullet if that elf ever finds out where you are."
"No problems' said Wom 'I've got a grey wig and one of those plastic warty noses to put on, the elf will think I'm Bonny's twin sister, and go look elsewhere."
"Hah !!!' said Elyse 'You'll never get away with that."
"Yep I will' said Wom 'by the time I get finished with my new makeup, I'll look just like that woman in the American Gothic painting, in other words, I'll look just like Bonny.
"I've got a better idea' Said Bill ' you can.................

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