Story teller game

[kokopup]

Miss Piggy: Two Kermits ??? YES PLEASE !!!! Send them right over. I haven't been this happy since that roll in the mudpit with Gonzo."
Elyse: "Errrrrrr.............

..maybe you shouldn't go Kermit, I have a bad feeling about throwing you to the er-aaa pig". "Maybe we can just review some more of you Mystery box. You did want to show Cookie Monster a big surprise didn't you" Kermit says, " you don't care about me, Miss Piggy, or even Cookie Monster, you are just Jealousy". Bonny speaks up, "why don't we just forget this ever happened. I'm only seeing...



Chitty chitty Bang bang

[Bonny]

..maybe you shouldn't go Kermit, I have a bad feeling about throwing you to the er-aaa pig". "Maybe we can just review some more of you Mystery box. You did want to show Cookie Monster a big surprise didn't you" Kermit says, " you don't care about me, Miss Piggy, or even Cookie Monster, you are just Jealousy". Bonny speaks up, "why don't we just forget this ever happened. I'm only seeing...



Chitty chitty Bang bang

only one Kermit now & my brain has stopped going Chitty chitty Bang bang. Kermit opens his Mystery box .........

magical

[kokopup]

Bonny

only one Kermit now & my brain has stopped going Chitty chitty Bang bang. Kermit opens his Mystery box .........

...".Well everyone, does anyone have a guess on what is in the box." Bonny speaks up. "cookie". No it is not a cookie, says Kermit. "I'll give everyone a hint. It is round. "It is a cookie", say Elyse. "No it is not a cookie". Kermit speaks up again, "Ok last Hint." "It is magical". Wom jumps up, crossbow at the ready, and starts running toward the box.....

Heinz 57

[wombat2u2004]

Bonny
...".Well everyone, does anyone have a guess on what is in the box." Bonny speaks up. "cookie". No it is not a cookie, says Kermit. "I'll give everyone a hint. It is round. "It is a cookie", say Elyse. "No it is not a cookie". Kermit speaks up again, "Ok last Hint." "It is magical". Wom jumps up, crossbow at the ready, and starts running toward the box.....

.......but too late did he slam the lid closed on the Magical Elf within. Too late to save the day. Too late to stop the Magical Elf from his spell that turned Helen into a wart.
"My God !!!' Said Bonny 'He's turned Helen into a wart"
"You can say that again" said Bill.
"My God !!!' continued Bonny "He's turned Helen into a wart"
"Would you both shaddup; said Wom 'this is no time for joking, we have to get Helen changed back to the way she was."
"Maybe if we offer the Magical Elf a can of Heinz 57. It may be enough to appease him" said Elyse.
"Why don't you offer him something nice and sweet" said Helen.
"Oh Good God !!!' said Wom 'a talking wart !!! What are we going to do now ??"

Jello

[kokopup]

Wom

"Maybe if we offer the Magical Elf a can of Heinz 57. It may be enough to appease him" said Elyse.
"Why don't you offer him something nice and sweet" said Helen.
"Oh Good God !!!' said Wom 'a talking wart !!! What are we going to do now ??"

Bills speaks up, "Did anyone else notice that that was a kibbler elf."kermit must be getting him for Cookie Monster." Wom says, Whats a Kibbler Elf? Elyse the wart speaks up, " are going to tell me they don't have Kibbler Cookies in Australia." as she speaks she quivers like jello. This is why kermit called him Magical". He can...

The greats show on earth

[wombat2u2004]

Wom
Bills speaks up, "Did anyone else notice that that was a kibbler elf."kermit must be getting him for Cookie Monster." Wom says, Whats a Kibbler Elf? Elyse the wart speaks up, " are going to tell me they don't have Kibbler Cookies in Australia." as she speaks she quivers like jello. This is why kermit called him Magical". He can...

......turn Iowan prairie dogs into doves, and they can all fly away. It's like The greatest show on earth."
"Wow' said Wom 'he can really do that ??? I want to see him do that."
"NOOOOHOOOHOOOOO' yelled Bonny 'you can't do that to my prairie dog collection."
"Well if you don't agree to us using you prairie dog collection,' said Wom 'how can I ever believe that these Kibbler Cookie thingies actually exist ?? Or are they just a figment of everyones imagination ??"
"Okayyyyyyyyy' said Bill 'I've got an idea. First we............

Tieing Bonny up with duct tape

[Bonny]

......turn Iowan prairie dogs into doves, and they can all fly away. It's like The greatest show on earth."
"Wow' said Wom 'he can really do that ??? I want to see him do that."
"NOOOOHOOOHOOOOO' yelled Bonny 'you can't do that to my prairie dog collection."
"Well if you don't agree to us using you prairie dog collection,' said Wom 'how can I ever believe that these Kibbler Cookie thingies actually exist ?? Or are they just a figment of everyones imagination ??"
"Okayyyyyyyyy' said Bill 'I've got an idea. First we............

Tieing Bonny up with duct tape

are tying Bonny up with duct tape. "I don't think so" says Bonnie. You mess with my prairie dog collection & you'll end up with Monkey Pocks & I can guarantee it. You will end up with great big boils on your bodies, with high fevers, & all your hair will fall out. Not only that you will start digging holes in the ground & making your own dog towns & grow huge buck teeth. Monkey Pocks will make the Keebler Elf .........


Mary Poppins