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"I wonder how thrilled Miss Piggy would be to know that there are not one, but two Kermit's."

"We should call her and find out!" agrees Elyse. "Kermit, come here a minute. Do you have Miss Piggy's phone number in your cell phone?"

"Goodness, no," answers Kermit. "But I have Fozzie Bear's - would that work?" Skype
"That old fuzz ball ???' said Elyse 'No he won't do. I'll try and get hold of Miss Piggy on Skype."
Elyse: "Hello, Miss Piggy, are you there?"
Miss Piggy: "Hi Elyse, waddya want?"
Elyse: Well, we have two Kermits here, and we'd like to know if you'd like the both of them.
Miss Piggy: Two Kermits ??? YES PLEASE !!!! Send them right over. I haven't been this happy since that roll in the mudpit with Gonzo."
Elyse: "Errrrrrr.............

Jealousy