Our PT joke thread

**Marigold2** · 05-19-2011, 01:06 PM

No wonder we were all mesmerized. Disney programmed us!

**wombat2u2004** · 06-03-2011, 09:34 AM

**Catty1** · 06-15-2011, 10:54 AM

**Catty1** · 06-15-2011, 10:55 AM

A priest, rabbi and minister walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What is this - some kind of joke?"

**wombat2u2004** · 06-16-2011, 03:56 AM

WOMAN PREGNANT AT 71

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.
"What the hell is the matter with you?!" the older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Terry is 71 years old! She has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and, without looking up, said,
"Well, does she still have the hiccups?"

**RICHARD** · 06-16-2011, 07:37 PM

What's the difference between Vancouver and Greece?

Greece doesn't have a hockey team.

**cassiesmom** · 06-22-2011, 07:30 PM

And now, a dog joke told by a co-worker's son, who is 8 and loves animals--

Q: What did the German Shepherd get when he graduated from college?
A: A dog-gree!