Our PT joke thread

[Bonny]

No tractors were harmed in the posting of this joke. Honest.

A farmer has three sons.
One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car.

His father says, "Son, come with me." He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, "That tractor is needed here on the farm and I promise that as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car."
The boy was not too happy but he did understand that situation and said, "Okay, Dad."

A week later, his second son (10 years old) approaches him wanting a new two-wheel bicycle. Well, he gets the same excuse. "as soon as that tractor is paid for."

Shortly, a few days later, son number 3, his youngest, comes bugging him for a tricycle.

Again, ol' Dad gives him the lecture about the tractor being paid for first. While leaving the barn, the young boy, more than a little disgusted with the whole thing, sees a rooster mating with one of the hens and promptly goes over and kicks the rooster smooth off the hen's back, mumbling to himself the whole time.

His dad says, "Son, why on earth would you do something like that? He didn't do anything to you to deserve that!"

The little boy looks his Dad right square in the eye and says, "Hey, nobody rides anything around here until that d*** tractor is paid for!"

The poor Rooster got the butt end of the deal. That dumb kid shouldn't of kicked the rooster off of the hen because the hen would of laid eggs and there would of been baby chicks, that would of grown up & the hens would of laid eggs, so the farmers wife could sell them in town, the money could of been used to pay off the tractor. It probably would of taken 20 years to pay the tractor off but what the heck.

[wombat2u2004]

The poor Rooster got the butt end of the deal. That dumb kid shouldn't of kicked the rooster off of the hen because the hen would of laid eggs and there would of been baby chicks, that would of grown up & the hens would of laid eggs, so the farmers wife could sell them in town, the money could of been used to pay off the tractor. It probably would of taken 20 years to pay the tractor off but what the heck.

Sheesh Bonny, you've missed your calling in life. You should have been an economist.