Story teller game

[wombat2u2004]

"Everyone grab a container and line up -- we'll do a bucket brigade till the fire trucks arrive!"

Elyse grabs a nearby plastic pail, races outside to fill it with water and shouts, "Holy Halibut! I've got a fish in my pail! Should I throw it back?"

"No bloody way.' Said Wom 'We'll eat it. It's gotta be better than Bonny's wheat flavoured ice cream and her corn flavoured pumkin pie." Just then a siren sounded just beyond the poop deck and...................

flatulence

[Bonny]

"No bloody way.' Said Wom 'We'll eat it. It's gotta be better than Bonny's wheat flavoured ice cream and her corn flavoured pumkin pie." Just then a siren sounded just beyond the poop deck and...................

flatulence

the river patrol is chasing a speeding barge up the river. Bonny decides to give up cooking & go on a vacation. Tells the group to have their halibut, eat it & end up with flatulence........


jet plane

[wombat2u2004]

the river patrol is chasing a speeding barge up the river. Bonny decides to give up cooking & go on a vacation. Tells the group to have their halibut, eat it & end up with flatulence........

...and other assorted ailments.
"Oh No !!!! " Everyone said. "You're not leaving us again Bonny. Please, you can't go on vacation now. Who will mop the deck ??? Who will be our captain now ??
At that, Bonny bursts into song..................
"All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
I'm standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin', it's early morn
The taxi's waiting, he's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could cry.

I'm leavin' on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, gang, I hate to go."

"Oh gawd' shouts Elyse 'would you stop singing ?? You're not even in tune."
" I'll second that' said Wom 'she sounds like a wailing cat."
Helen and Bill jump overboard to escape the terrible sound as..........

Foghorn

[kokopup]

Wom

Oh gawd' shouts Elyse 'would you stop singing ?? You're not even in tune."
" I'll second that' said Wom 'she sounds like a wailing cat."
Helen and Bill jump overboard to escape the terrible sound as..........

... the fog rolls in it makes seeing anything impossible. Bill shouts " Helen are you ok." I'm ok", says Helen, if we had escaped Bonnies wiling it would be better".Bill says, "I dont's think that is Bonny making that noise". " I admit it sound about the same but I think that must be a Foghorn. " Could have fooled me," says Helen, "it has that same awful......


ripit, ripit....ripit

[wombat2u2004]

Wom
... the fog rolls in it makes seeing anything impossible. Bill shouts " Helen are you ok." I'm ok", says Helen, if we had escaped Bonnies wiling it would be better".Bill says, "I dont's think that is Bonny making that noise". " I admit it sound about the same but I think that must be a Foghorn. " Could have fooled me," says Helen, "it has that same awful......

.......sound that Bonny makes a few hours after she eats broccoli casserole.
"Hey Wom, throw us a lifebouy" Said Helen. "Sure thing" Said Wom.
Wom throws them a lifebouy, and as Helen and Bill reach for it, Wom pulls it back with a little bit of string he has tied to it. "Hee hee...gotcha" laughs Wom. "Aw comeon Wom, it's cold in here, give us the lifebouy" Said Bill.
"Ok Ok" Said Wom as he threw the lifebouy a few feet short of them. As Bill reached for it, Wom pulled it back away from them again. "Hah, gotchas again"
Wom laughs.
Just then, two little eyes surface in the river. Is it an alligator ??? No...it's Kermit the Frog !!!! "ripit, ripit....ripit" said Kermit as.............

It isn't easy being green

[cassiesmom]

Just then, two little eyes surface in the river. Is it an alligator ??? No...it's Kermit the Frog !!!! "ripit, ripit....ripit" said Kermit as he starts to sing "It Isn't Easy Being Green".

"Kermit, why are you singing at a time like this?" asks Elyse. "Helen and Bill went overboard!"

Kermit answers, "Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here. I'm singing because..."

Cookie Monster

[kokopup]

cassiesmom

Kermit answers, "Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here. I'm singing because..."

.. I'm on my way to Sesame Street to see my old friend the Cookie Monster. I've got a new mystery box and I can wait to show it...

Miss Piggy