Story teller game

[Bonny]

Bonny even if it has a little grits thrown in for good measure. Bill speaks up, ' come on Bonny, Elyse we need to get ready for a great ride. This is probably the most fun you can have anywhere in Iowa. The people along the route are great and it's a party from end to end. If we expect to dip our tires in the old Mississippi River then we need to get the lead out and start training. Oh, Bonny, bike shorts on you would look AOK....

Stampede

Yup, they would cause the Holstein cows in the pasture to Stampede, along with the hogs to squeal & do cart wheels, & dogs to bark & howl. Those grits are starting to take affect a big affect ..........


corn cobs

[wombat2u2004]

Yup, they would cause the Holstein cows in the pasture to Stampede, along with the hogs to squeal & do cart wheels, & dogs to bark & howl. Those grits are starting to take affect a big affect ..........

....so don't stand downwind from me folks. If you do, then you'll wish you were back in skunkland." "Oh by the way Wom, what are you doing with all of those corn cobs ???"
"Well, I figure if I get enuf of them lashed together, it would make a good enuf raft to get us across the Mississippi' said Wom 'besides, we have an ex USN guy with us here, who can steer our new craft. And folks, we really do need to distance ourselves from Bonny when she lets loose."
"So, have we got a name for this new craft of yours" Said Bill.
"Yep' continued Wom 'It's called a Cocker. That means "Corn on Cob Keeled Everymans Raft." "That's a fine name for a fine craft Wom" Said Bill. "Does it have a ............

Chief Gunners Mate

[kokopup]

wom

....so don't stand downwind from me folks. If you do, then you'll wish you were back in skunkland." "Oh by the way Wom, what are you doing with all of those corn cobs ???"
"Well, I figure if I get enuf of them lashed together, it would make a good enuf raft to get us across the Mississippi' said Wom 'besides, we have an ex USN guy with us here, who can steer our new craft. And folks, we really do need to distance ourselves from Bonny when she lets loose."
"So, have we got a name for this new craft of yours" Said Bill.
"Yep' continued Wom 'It's called a Cocker. That means "Corn on Cob Keeled Everymans Raft." "That's a fine name for a fine craft Wom" Said Bill. "Does it have a ............

power train of it's own or are we paddling. If we could harness some of the gas that is lingering around here we could make this a real river tug. I would make you our Chief Gunners Mate Wom but I guess if this is a tug we shouldn't be shooting at anyone. I think even on the Mississippi this would be....

Riverboat gambler

[wombat2u2004]

wom
power train of it's own or are we paddling. If we could harness some of the gas that is lingering around here we could make this a real river tug. I would make you our Chief Gunners Mate Wom but I guess if this is a tug we shouldn't be shooting at anyone. I think even on the Mississippi this would be....

......better than a paddlesteamer."
"Hmmmm' said Wom 'do you think we would be able to make a few knots per hour if we tied Bonny to the gas bottles and fed her lots of grits and then utilise the methane gas she would produce ??? I mean, you're the engineer Bill, you'll have to do some calculations, you know, convert consumption of grits into knots per hour. Like KPH = COG X (Methane squared)"
"Look out folks, the wash from that paddlesteamer The Riverboat Gambler is a comein this way" Yelled Bill. "Quick, everyone in the boat, Elyse...run up the Jolly Roger, Bonny.....eat more grits, Wom....stop playing with that calculator, Helen....swab the decks."
The wash hit all of a sudden and.............

Niagara Falls

[Bonny]

......better than a paddlesteamer."
"Hmmmm' said Wom 'do you think we would be able to make a few knots per hour if we tied Bonny to the gas bottles and fed her lots of grits and then utilise the methane gas she would produce ??? I mean, you're the engineer Bill, you'll have to do some calculations, you know, convert consumption of grits into knots per hour. Like KPH = COG X (Methane squared)"
"Look out folks, the wash from that paddlesteamer The Riverboat Gambler is a comein this way" Yelled Bill. "Quick, everyone in the boat, Elyse...run up the Jolly Roger, Bonny.....eat more grits, Wom....stop playing with that calculator, Helen....swab the decks."
The wash hit all of a sudden and.............

Niagara Falls

it was like Niagara Falls all over again. Bill yelled grab Wom's shorts & use them as a sail to get us to dry land. .....

Windy

[kokopup]

Bonny

it was like Niagara Falls all over again. Bill yelled grab Wom's shorts & use them as a sail to get us to dry land.

.....Omm err Belay that last request. I think our Wom is Riding Comando again. I sure wish he would learn that you have to wash everything, not just what is showing. Elyse get the table cloth out of you picnic basket. If it doesn't get too windy maybe we can keep this cob, husked and ready for action. Helen, Eylse could use your....


Illinois

[wombat2u2004]

Bonny
.....Omm err Belay that last request. I think our Wom is Riding Comando again. I sure wish he would learn that you have to wash everything, not just what is showing. Elyse get the table cloth out of you picnic basket. If it doesn't get too windy maybe we can keep this cob, husked and ready for action. Helen, Eylse could use your....

....boarding pass to get on the paddlesteamer. You know what these Illinois gals are like ??? It's peace all the way."
"I'll give them peace alright' yelled Wom 'I'll give that lot on the paddlesteamer a piece of my trusty sword" With that, Wom yelled his war cry "Here piggy piggy" and jumped aft. But too late did he realise that he had constructed the raft without an aft, and he fell headlong into.............

manatee