Wom
"Well I have to stay now' said Wom 'because Bonny is so jealous, I don't trust her any more around my harem. And Bill to. Now that he knows the location of my secret harem, God only knows what will happen if he gets in there. Ok gang, lets have lunch. We'll order pizza. Sorry Bonny, there's no Grits Pizza, and Bill, no Gumbo Pizza. Ok what have we here on the menu ??? We have Bagel Pizza, Jello Pizza and Baked Bean Pizza. Elyse.....your choice"
Bill speaks up, Wom, I think you should learn a little more about the south. Telling Bonny that there was no Grits pizza is probably all wrong. Even though Grits are made from corn I doubt that there are to many Iowan's know what grits are. I'm sure there have been Grits pizza, since you can have grits on or in just about anything. I love grits and not being a cajun i'm not that fond of Gumbo.

Wom the old DeKota indians had a saying" when you suspect you are riding a "dead Horse it is time to dismount. I'm sure the same rules would apply to a dead Rat." Now that you know you have been riding a dead rat.....

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