Story teller game

[Bonny]

...a hiding place with all of his Elle McPherson lookalike fully inflatable life size dolls that he calls his harem. Tell us about it Wom." "Well' said Wom 'that isn't entirely accurate. All the Elle McPherson dolls are gone because I stuck a pin into them and watched them fly all over the place like punctured balloons. But I have replaced them all with Paris Hilton and Sarah Palin dolls dressed in lacy tutus. But the problem is, Bill keeps phoning me, asking for an invite to my secret harem hiding place. What do you think I should do about that Bonny ???"

Brown paper bag

WHAT??????????? You have diabolical plans to get rid of me? Just for that I am blowing up this brown paper bag & popping it in your ears. There now that should ......

Cuckoo Cuckoo

[cassiesmom]

You have diabolical plans to get rid of me? Just for that I am blowing up this brown paper bag & popping it in your ears. There now that should

That should make you go cuckoo cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! POP!

Elyse is very relieved because Wom isn't trying to leave anymore. "Wom, I'm so glad you are staying here with us!" she says.

pizza

[wombat2u2004]

That should make you go cuckoo cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! POP!

Elyse is very relieved because Wom isn't trying to leave anymore. "Wom, I'm so glad you are staying here with us!" she says.

"Well I have to stay now' said Wom 'because Bonny is so jealous, I don't trust her any more around my harem. And Bill to. Now that he knows the location of my secret harem, God only knows what will happen if he gets in there. Ok gang, lets have lunch. We'll order pizza. Sorry Bonny, there's no Grits Pizza, and Bill, no Gumbo Pizza. Ok what have we here on the menu ??? We have Bagel Pizza, Jello Pizza and Baked Bean Pizza. Elyse.....your choice"

Dead Rat

[kokopup]

Wom

"Well I have to stay now' said Wom 'because Bonny is so jealous, I don't trust her any more around my harem. And Bill to. Now that he knows the location of my secret harem, God only knows what will happen if he gets in there. Ok gang, lets have lunch. We'll order pizza. Sorry Bonny, there's no Grits Pizza, and Bill, no Gumbo Pizza. Ok what have we here on the menu ??? We have Bagel Pizza, Jello Pizza and Baked Bean Pizza. Elyse.....your choice"

Bill speaks up, Wom, I think you should learn a little more about the south. Telling Bonny that there was no Grits pizza is probably all wrong. Even though Grits are made from corn I doubt that there are to many Iowan's know what grits are. I'm sure there have been Grits pizza, since you can have grits on or in just about anything. I love grits and not being a cajun i'm not that fond of Gumbo.

Wom the old DeKota indians had a saying" when you suspect you are riding a "dead Horse it is time to dismount. I'm sure the same rules would apply to a dead Rat." Now that you know you have been riding a dead rat.....

RAGBRAI

[cassiesmom]

"Now that you know you've been riding a dead rat, get off the rat, get on a bicycle and let's all start getting ready to do RAGBRAI! Who's with me?"

Elyse shouts, "I wish I could. I have a friend who did RAGBRAI and loved it! But I can't go anywhere near that distance, I'm just not in shape. I can only go a few miles but I'll go that far with you. But first, bagel pizza... because we'll need some energy. And I'm not wearing bicycling shorts- that is just not on. Only cyclists in good shape can wear them because they're so close-fitting. Does everyone have a helmet? Do we need to swing by the sporting goods store and pick up..."


century

[Bonny]

"Now that you know you've been riding a dead rat, get off the rat, get on a bicycle and let's all start getting ready to do RAGBRAI! Who's with me?"

Elyse shouts, "I wish I could. I have a friend who did RAGBRAI and loved it! But I can't go anywhere near that distance, I'm just not in shape. I can only go a few miles but I'll go that far with you. But first, bagel pizza... because we'll need some energy. And I'm not wearing bicycling shorts- that is just not on. Only cyclists in good shape can wear them because they're so close-fitting. Does everyone have a helmet? Do we need to swing by the sporting goods store and pick up..."


century

a turn of the century Fisher Price trike for Wombat? We don't want him to fall down & skin his knees on a regular bike. Lets start him out slow & easy. A bagel pizza sound delicious .......


Mississippi River

[kokopup]

Bonny

a turn of the century Fisher Price trike for Wombat? We don't want him to fall down & skin his knees on a regular bike. Lets start him out slow & easy. A bagel pizza sound delicious .......

even if it has a little grits thrown in for good measure. Bill speaks up, ' come on Bonny, Elyse we need to get ready for a great ride. This is probably the most fun you can have anywhere in Iowa. The people along the route are great and it's a party from end to end. If we expect to dip our tires in the old Mississippi River then we need to get the lead out and start training. Oh, Bonny, bike shorts on you would look AOK....

Stampede