Wom

.........detest. I mean...riding hogs ??? How crazy can one get ??"
"Righto' said Wom 'that's enough from you Susan, time for you to take a road trip out of here, and take your basket of Walmart nuts with you."
"But where will I go ??? I have no home, no friends, no pets." said Susan.
"I know' said Bill 'you can live in my backyard. I'll set up a tent for you."
"Oh thankyou Bill' Susan said 'I can see now why all the ladies call you Snookums." Susan and Bill leave at daybreak on horses, bound for old Alabamee. On the way, Susan said "Bill, I need to ask you..........
If you are like a cowboy. "Why no" said Bill. "Why do you ask." I so looked forward to a love nest with that bandy-legged Aussy Wombat. He is my true Love and I must return to his side. I really look forward to living Downunder with my Ostrich Rancher.

Sweet home downunder