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everyone crawls to safety. Gretchen, being very upset about the bus, said "Do you think the bus is dead, Wom ??" Wom replies " Well, it is laying on it's back with all four wheels sticking up in the air, so I'd say it's definately dead." Bonny adds "Yep, I had a cow once that layed on it's back with all four legs sticking up in the air, and it was dead, so I'd say the bus is dead for sure." Bill puts in his two bobs worth "Well I'm not convinced. Even tho this is a real disaster, I personally believe that the bus could just be unconscious. Elyse, would you check it's pulse ??"
Helen runs up with Elyse's medical box and said "Elyse, what would you like out of this box ?? The stethoscope or a hammer ??" "A hammer' said Elyse 'yes, a hammer is good." Elyse approached the bus slowly, and hit one of the wheels with her hammer. The wheel moved slightly. "It's alive !!!" Yelled evereyone as..............

Bills broken ukelele

Gretchen and Elyse grabbed Bill's broken ukulele and did a transmission transplant on that old, tired bus. After a few minutes, the bus slowly turned right side up, shook off the dust, and was ready to continue toward our destination. Does anyone remember where we were going?


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