Quote Originally Posted by JALB View Post
Princess here....... Meowmie says I was naughty; I jumped on the counter, and then I knocked over some things in her room..... she says I might have to miss out on the royal wedding!!!!!!!! And Duchess said she will go if I go, too, so unless something happens, neither of us are likely to attend...... So, I need some help here, to get Meowmie to let us go!!!
I'm glad you let me know about this, Princess. I'm the PT kitty lawyer so I can help you. Tell you what, I'll pm you my cell phone number. Call me as soon as you can so we can get started on your case. Talk to you soon.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose