Who put the golf balls into my dumplings...........ORC!!!!! That does it - just wait until you see what I have planned for you ORC...........what a sorry little blurb you are going to be.
I leave and this is what happens - you guys - all three of you men couldn't keep an eye on the ORC and stop him?
And why are you all standing down at the end of the bar together and just grinning at me - David? Wom? LH? ORC??
Ain't tellin!
The sight of Orc grinning makes me want to run screaming into the night!!!![]()
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Woms Apology to Orc
Dear Orc,
Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your feelings were severely damaged by my woefully under appreciated prank.
How could I have known that the priceless collection of Rolling Rock beer cans that you have collected over the years would be discarded because everyone blamed you for snoring.
You must understand that it was all meant in fun. The subsequent carnage that you caused is beyond my ability to comprehend, and even tho it was because of my dishonesty, the ripped curtains....the broken crockery....the golf balls in the Chicken Surprise, they are all of your doing.
And I must therefore humbly ask your forgiveness. I know that you are perfectly within your rights to gouge out my eyes with spoons and feed them to the fish in your koi pond, but I ask you to remember all the good times we've had, joshing around at the municipal jail, and to remember that I am first and foremost your only possible match should you ever need a bone marrow transplant.
Sincerely,
Wombat
"I'm Back !!"
Oh, good, the bar is still open. Could I have ginger ale, please? I've got a serious headache.
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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Such a hearwarming apology, Wom!!
I'll take a diet ginger myself, please, with vodka in it. Thanks, barkeep! Pinot and LOK would like some nip tea if the Orc didn't dip into it!![]()
GO RAVENS!!
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