A Birthday Bar Thursdays #423

[Lady's Human]

Hey, I didn't realize it was Orc......he's such a messy eater I thought he was a mobile buffet!

[wombat2u2004]

Hey, I didn't realize it was Orc......he's such a messy eater I thought he was a mobile buffet!

Yes, he gives that impression whilst skating across the bar top on a dinner plate.

Now everyone. WHO has been replacing Gini's dumplings with golf balls ???

[davidpizzica]

ORC?! You bad boy. There goes your 'dull knife" privilges for a year! Wom, is your hangover any better? I heard some snoring coming from under the bar.

[wombat2u2004]

ORC?! You bad boy. There goes your 'dull knife" privilges for a year! Wom, is your hangover any better? I heard some snoring coming from under the bar.

Yes David, my hangover is gone. But sadly, my snore has not gone.
I have to come clean now. All these years we have been blaming the Orc, but it was me all along.
Should I offer him/her/whatever.... my apologies ????

[davidpizzica]

Yes David, my hangover is gone. But sadly, my snore has not gone.
I have to come clean now. All these years we have been blaming the Orc, but it was me all along.
Should I offer him/her/whatever.... my apologies ????

Wom, I think that would be wise to apologize to Orc no matter what type of being he (or she or it or. . . .)would be.

[Lady's Human]

Yes, he gives that impression whilst skating across the bar top on a dinner plate.

Besides, you know how it is........when you're in the field, you never know who's going to screw up chow, so when it's good, you eat....and eat......

[gini]

Who put the golf balls into my dumplings...........ORC!!!!! That does it - just wait until you see what I have planned for you ORC...........what a sorry little blurb you are going to be.

I leave and this is what happens - you guys - all three of you men couldn't keep an eye on the ORC and stop him?

And why are you all standing down at the end of the bar together and just grinning at me - David? Wom? LH? ORC??

[Lady's Human]

Ain't tellin!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The sight of Orc grinning makes me want to run screaming into the night!!!

[wombat2u2004]

Ain't tellin!

Me either

[wombat2u2004]

Woms Apology to Orc

Dear Orc,
Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your feelings were severely damaged by my woefully under appreciated prank.
How could I have known that the priceless collection of Rolling Rock beer cans that you have collected over the years would be discarded because everyone blamed you for snoring.
You must understand that it was all meant in fun. The subsequent carnage that you caused is beyond my ability to comprehend, and even tho it was because of my dishonesty, the ripped curtains....the broken crockery....the golf balls in the Chicken Surprise, they are all of your doing.
And I must therefore humbly ask your forgiveness. I know that you are perfectly within your rights to gouge out my eyes with spoons and feed them to the fish in your koi pond, but I ask you to remember all the good times we've had, joshing around at the municipal jail, and to remember that I am first and foremost your only possible match should you ever need a bone marrow transplant.

Sincerely,
Wombat