A Birthday Bar Thursdays #423

[wombat2u2004]

Look - whoever is burping - could you knock it off? It sounds so gross.
Wom - is that you?

No Gini, it's not me.
I think it's LH. He does that just before a feeding frenzy.

[wombat2u2004]

LH....there ya go, a bowl of Chicken Surprise with Dumplings. Enjoy.

Karen.....same for you my dear.....with a hot cup of tea (I hope the tea is ok, orc has been playing with the tea leaves)

LH.....Seconds ??? Ok, I'll give you a top up.

Maggie.........here's your bowl of chop chop, and a glass of chardonnay.
No no Maggie.....chop chop means FOOD. You eat it with a spoon, not chopsticks.

LH....Thirds ???? You are a hungry boy.

MOFF...... Your bowl of Chicken Surprise (sorry, no dumplings left), and a cherry rootbeer....enjoy.

LH......MORE ??? Ya gotta be kiddin me !!!!!

GINI !!!!! We're running out....more food !!! Hurry up, LH is chasing the orc around with a bottle of ketchup in his hand.

[Lady's Human]

Hey, I didn't realize it was Orc......he's such a messy eater I thought he was a mobile buffet!

[wombat2u2004]

Hey, I didn't realize it was Orc......he's such a messy eater I thought he was a mobile buffet!

Yes, he gives that impression whilst skating across the bar top on a dinner plate.

Now everyone. WHO has been replacing Gini's dumplings with golf balls ???

[davidpizzica]

ORC?! You bad boy. There goes your 'dull knife" privilges for a year! Wom, is your hangover any better? I heard some snoring coming from under the bar.

[wombat2u2004]

ORC?! You bad boy. There goes your 'dull knife" privilges for a year! Wom, is your hangover any better? I heard some snoring coming from under the bar.

Yes David, my hangover is gone. But sadly, my snore has not gone.
I have to come clean now. All these years we have been blaming the Orc, but it was me all along.
Should I offer him/her/whatever.... my apologies ????

[davidpizzica]

Yes David, my hangover is gone. But sadly, my snore has not gone.
I have to come clean now. All these years we have been blaming the Orc, but it was me all along.
Should I offer him/her/whatever.... my apologies ????

Wom, I think that would be wise to apologize to Orc no matter what type of being he (or she or it or. . . .)would be.

[Lady's Human]

Yes, he gives that impression whilst skating across the bar top on a dinner plate.

Besides, you know how it is........when you're in the field, you never know who's going to screw up chow, so when it's good, you eat....and eat......

[gini]

Who put the golf balls into my dumplings...........ORC!!!!! That does it - just wait until you see what I have planned for you ORC...........what a sorry little blurb you are going to be.

I leave and this is what happens - you guys - all three of you men couldn't keep an eye on the ORC and stop him?

And why are you all standing down at the end of the bar together and just grinning at me - David? Wom? LH? ORC??

[Lady's Human]

Ain't tellin!