Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
I'm sorry David, you are going to have to return those knives. The rules of the bar say "Every Orc has the right to bear knives for the purpose of carving names into bar tops and bar stools."
Orc now demands a full apology, and compensation in way of a quarter deposited into the swear jar.

Ok everyone, line up for Gini's chicken and dumplings.
Wom, maybe I'll let him have a semi-dull penknife to make him feel better, but in NO WAY no quarters in the swear jar!! Now I can use a cup of coffee with Bailey's.