A Birthday Bar Thursdays #423

[gini]

Oh I must have fallen asleep at the bar last night. And David, it was a bad thing for you to give the Orc a penknife. The Orc is mad at me and just look at what he did to my hair while I was sleeping. One side is
now shorter than the other - see all of my hair on the floor?

The chicken is cooking in its broth right now and I am preparing the dumplings to go on top.............won't be long now.

[Lady's Human]

Gini......define "won't be long"......

I'm gettin a touch hungry here, and the 24 hour shift didn't help.

Wom, it's never been a good thing to investigate odd noises around here.....gets dangerous.

Has anyone seen him since he went lookin?

[pomtzu]

I think that slurping noise coming from under the bar was just an echo of Wom chug-a-lugging too much sudds. I'll bet he's still under there and passed out by now,,,,

[Lady's Human]

You look. I'm Cheeeeken.



Speaking of chicken...................Gini, is lunch served yet?

[pomtzu]

A drunken Wombat and maybe an Orc too??? Darned if I'm poking my head under there.

[gini]

"Won't be long..............." means chicken and dumplings are ready right now - piping hot - grab a plate and help yourselves.

There is some homemade apple sauce and asparagus spears if you want.

Look - whoever is burping - could you knock it off? It sounds so gross.
Wom - is that you?

[Lady's Human]

THanks!

I think I'll have an Irish Coffee with that. Anyone else want something from the bar while I'm up?

[Karen]

Yum, I'll take some chicken and dumplings. Just a nice hot cup of tea for me, barkeep!

[Pinot's Mom]

I'm starving! Chicken and dumplings with a glass of Chardonnay, please!

David, I'm not sure the new remote is working too well. The Orc has run amok again. The "dull" penknife slashed all the curtains.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Chicken and dumplings sound great to me along with a cherry rootbeer.
Orc are you throwing spit balls? One just whizzed past my nose!!!

[wombat2u2004]

Look - whoever is burping - could you knock it off? It sounds so gross.
Wom - is that you?

No Gini, it's not me.
I think it's LH. He does that just before a feeding frenzy.

[wombat2u2004]

LH....there ya go, a bowl of Chicken Surprise with Dumplings. Enjoy.

Karen.....same for you my dear.....with a hot cup of tea (I hope the tea is ok, orc has been playing with the tea leaves)

LH.....Seconds ??? Ok, I'll give you a top up.

Maggie.........here's your bowl of chop chop, and a glass of chardonnay.
No no Maggie.....chop chop means FOOD. You eat it with a spoon, not chopsticks.

LH....Thirds ???? You are a hungry boy.

MOFF...... Your bowl of Chicken Surprise (sorry, no dumplings left), and a cherry rootbeer....enjoy.

LH......MORE ??? Ya gotta be kiddin me !!!!!

GINI !!!!! We're running out....more food !!! Hurry up, LH is chasing the orc around with a bottle of ketchup in his hand.

[Lady's Human]

Hey, I didn't realize it was Orc......he's such a messy eater I thought he was a mobile buffet!

[wombat2u2004]

Hey, I didn't realize it was Orc......he's such a messy eater I thought he was a mobile buffet!

Yes, he gives that impression whilst skating across the bar top on a dinner plate.

Now everyone. WHO has been replacing Gini's dumplings with golf balls ???