Dear Phred...

[Randi]

Santas' Christmas Clams

To celebrate this joyous season, here are some of
our more entertaining Christmas bloopers:
Ralph Johnson used this tagline in an ad. for his auto
repair shop. "Try us once, you'll never go anywhere
again"
And just to show we don't really proof the classifieds:
"Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children."
And speaking of eating children, we ran this in an ad.
for Edwina's Restaurant: "Dinner Special -
Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00"



And here is the latest news from our
foreign correspondant;

Clam Antivirus 2002-08-04 15:13 by Tomclamsz Kojm
Clam Antivirus jest Pet Talk wydajnym i otwartym
clams pakietem antywirusowym. Zawiera skaner,
narze?dzie do tworzenia sygnatur oraz do clams uak-
tualniania bazy Edwina przez Internet.
Uz?ywa bardzo clams szybkiego algorytmu wyszuk-
iwania wzorca, skanuje pliki clams wewna Pet Talk trz
archiwów, jest obs?ugiwany przez popularne programy
do skanowania poczty, kompiluje clams sie? na kaz?dym
systemie wspieraja?cym PHRED, wykorzystuje wa?tki, a
w przypadku Linuksa sam je konfiguruje clams.