Story teller game

[Bonny]

....complete with kangarooskin hat. Approaching the bear, Wombat speaks in a loud clear voice..." Ok cobber, enuf is enuf. Bugger off from Bills still or I'll bloody have you. Better still, you see that shiela over there with the oil monkeys coveralls and floral hat on ??? Well that's Bonny, and she'll have you out for a wrestling barney. Get ready for the hide'n of your life mate, they don't casll her the Powerpuff Broad for nothun." Bonny flexs her muscle (yes, just one), and.......

Dust

takes off running in her platform high heels behind Bill & Koko leaving the bear in the dust. Chicken as he is Mr. Wombat gets left at the Still

bear bait

[kokopup]

Bonny

takes off running in her platform high heels behind Bill & Koko leaving the bear in the dust. Chicken as he is Mr. Wombat gets left at the Still

where he has been overtaken by the Mash fumes. About the time Wom turns to run it is already to late. It looks like Wom's next assignment will be impersonating bear bait. Just then out of no where comes...

police whistle

[Bonny]

Bonny

where he has been overtaken by the Mash fumes. About the time Wom turns to run it is already to late. It looks like Wom's next assignment will be impersonating bear bait. Just then out of no where comes...

police whistle

the Keystone cops blowing their police whistle. They quickly stun the bear & cuff him. Wombat is unharmed & offers the cops some Moonshine out of gratitude which ...

down under blunder

[wombat2u2004]

the Keystone cops blowing their police whistle. They quickly stun the bear & cuff him. Wombat is unharmed & offers the cops some Moonshine out of gratitude which ...

.......goes down very well thankyou very much. But too late Wom realises his mistake, too late did he realise that the Keystone Cops were really Iowan Walmart people disguised as humans. "THAT was the biggest down under blunder I have EVER made, and not only was it not made down under, it was made up over". Said Wom.
All of a sudden, there was a rustling sound coming from within the tree stand and...............

Suzi Wong

[Bonny]

.......goes down very well thankyou very much. But too late Wom realises his mistake, too late did he realise that the Keystone Cops were really Iowan Walmart people disguised as humans. "THAT was the biggest down under blunder I have EVER made, and not only was it not made down under, it was made up over". Said Wom.
All of a sudden, there was a rustling sound coming from within the tree stand and...............

Suzi Wong

Suzi Wong a reporter from the Southern Enquirer stepped out of the bush. She was reporting on life in Bills Woodlot and wanted to interview .....

someone or anyone

[kokopup]

Suzi Wong a reporter from the Southern Enquirer stepped out of the bush. She was reporting on life in Bills Woodlot and wanted to interview .....

the Wompy guy that was almost bear bait. Having no luck getting any one to respond to her inquiry for the Enquirer. In despair she jumped up on a pine stump and started shouting " someone or anyone" I need a story true or not.
I'll pay....


Barbara Walters

[wombat2u2004]

Suzi Wong a reporter from the Southern Enquirer stepped out of the bush. She was reporting on life in Bills Woodlot and wanted to interview .....

the Wompy guy that was almost bear bait. Having no luck getting any one to respond to her inquiry for the Enquirer. In despair she jumped up on a pine stump and started shouting " someone or anyone" I need a story true or not.
I'll pay....

ANYTHING to have my own show, Good Morning Alabama, and displace the makeup queen Barbara Walters. ANYTHING" She said as she batted her eyelids (do Chinese people have eyelids ?? Not sure....anyway) she batted her eyelids at the gathering throng of Bills neighbours and the local football team. "ANYTHING ????" Said all of the Alabaman men (including Bill) in unison.
"Yes, anything" said Suzi with a wink. Not to be outdone, Bonny arrives on a pair of stilts. Standing now at least an inch above the shortest Alabaman man, she shouts out..............

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