Dear Pinot --

I know you said to call you on da cell but, I don't do very well wiff technico gadgets!

Being a kitty, you don't have to worry about clippers and spa days. There are a small number of cats who do - those who go in shows, many with long hair coats. But not you, Pinot.

In MY opinion, it is NOT FUN. But I did not grow up with it like 2 of the fluffs here, Sugar and Lacey. I won't say they love it, but they tolerate it and claim they feel mah-velous after. Me? I panic and holler and I do NOT like that funny smell humans like -- I much prefer doggie perfumes, I think even cats like some of these: goose poop, muck and mud, and wet- from- the- rain. I tink those scents should come in bottles, just for us!

You, Pinot, are a lucky one, you don't have to go out in all kinds of weather to do your business, you don't have to cope with clippers and spa days, all you need to do is round up the catnip mice!

Sorry it took me so long to reply; I am at least 12 years (being a rescue, no one knows for sure, and I am not telling!) and I been having some senior moments recently. Like on today's walkies, I was sniffing and sniffing and . . . I LOST MUMMIE!! I just stood there and hollered till she came back along the path and found me. Stuff like that been happening to me more and more. But it is OK, cuz I forget she fed me so I holler in the house and she gives me another bowl! BOL (that stands for barking out loud! you know?) and I just love eating!


Thanks for asking!
Starvin' Marlin, signing off!