Story teller game

[sana]

"How many times," Wombat said, shaking a furry paw, "must I remind you to post a follow-up word to this thread?"

Elyse took a small step backward and looked at the ground. "I'm sorry, Wom. My doctor changed my blood pressure medication around and it's got my brain in a bit of a tiz. I won't let it happen again."
"Well,' said Wom 'that excuse sounds satisfactory to me, for the moment anyway. But next time.....the wrath of Maggie will be wished upon you." Wom takes the magic wand from the pocket in his favourite tutu and............

Exactly

And exactly like a magician shakes his wand on the girls so the next time they make a mistake, Maggie's curse comes on them

Worried

[cassiesmom]

"How many times," Wombat said, shaking a furry paw, "must I remind you to post a follow-up word to this thread?"

Elyse took a small step backward and looked at the ground. "I'm sorry, Wom. My doctor changed my blood pressure medication around and it's got my brain in a bit of a tiz. I won't let it happen again."

"Well,' said Wom 'that excuse sounds satisfactory to me, for the moment anyway. But next time.....the wrath of Maggie will be wished upon you." Wom takes the magic wand from the pocket in his favourite tutu and............

And exactly like a magician shakes his wand on the girls so the next time they make a mistake, Maggie's curse comes on them.

"I'm immune to curses! I'm not worried about what may happen to me!" shouts ...

food

[wombat2u2004]

"I'm immune to curses! I'm not worried about what may happen to me!" shouts ...

...Elyse. "Ok, ya gonna cop it now." Said Wom. He waves his magic wand, and a cupcake appears sticking out of Elyse's right ear. "Oops!! Sorry. I invoked the food curse by mistake." Just then, the mayor............

Global Warming.

[Bonny]

...Elyse. "Ok, ya gonna cop it now." Said Wom. He waves his magic wand, and a cupcake appears sticking out of Elyse's right ear. "Oops!! Sorry. I invoked the food curse by mistake." Just then, the mayor............

Global Warming.

Al Gore shows up accusing everyone of Global Warming. Everyone shouts yah think your pawfect......


dog poop

[wombat2u2004]

Al Gore shows up accusing everyone of Global Warming. Everyone shouts yah think your pawfect......

"Well no." Says Al. "It's a well known fact that Bonny and myself have never been perfect. I mean, because I was born with big ears, makes me very imperfect, like Bonny with her six toes on each foot. Every time she steps in dogs poop, she has more toes to clean. We do of course, wish that we were born perfect in every way like Wombat."
The crowd erupts in cheering at Al's honesty, and...........

Picking nose

[kokopup]

Wom Void

Al Gore shows up accusing everyone of Global Warming. Everyone shouts yah think your pawfect......
"Well no." Says Al. "It's a well known fact that Bonny and myself have never been perfect. I mean, because I was born with big ears, makes me very imperfect, like Bonny with her six toes on each foot. Every time she steps in dogs poop, she has more toes to clean. We do of course, wish that we were born perfect in every way like Wombat."
The crowd erupts in cheering at Al's honesty, and...........

Misguided humor. Every one knows that Wom can't be trusted because of what he hides in that phonie pouch in addition to the Beretta with ivory grips. Everyone knows male Wombats don't have pouches.

toaster

[wombat2u2004]

"Well no." Says Al. "It's a well known fact that Bonny and myself have never been perfect. I mean, because I was born with big ears, makes me very imperfect, like Bonny with her six toes on each foot. Every time she steps in dogs poop, she has more toes to clean. We do of course, wish that we were born perfect in every way like Wombat."
The crowd erupts in cheering at Al's honesty, all except Bill who accuses Wom of Misguided humor. Every one knows that Wom can't be trusted because of what he hides in that phonie pouch in addition to the Beretta with ivory grips. Everyone knows male Wombats don't have pouches.
Wom stands there feeling very slighted and upset about Bill's remarks, and decides on revenge. Wom formulates a plan whilst picking his nose. Will he throw the toaster at Bill ??? Or will he steal Bill's bowl of grits and then forgive him ?? Meanwhile.........

Pink Labrador.