~word game~

[kokopup]

Wom

wings (Jill died of being consumed, Jack died of indigestion. they both got new wings and flew up to heaven)

Pearly Gates (Jack and Jill got Hijacked on their way to the pearly gates. What? the devil you say.)

[wombat2u2004]

Pearly Gates (Jack and Jill got Hijacked on their way to the pearly gates. What? the devil you say.)

Padlock (God asks for Jack and Jill back. The devil refuses. God threatens the devil with court action. The devil says to God "Yeah ?? Where are you gonna get a lawyer from ??")

[Bonny]

counselor (Jesus steps in & tells the devil to go to hell immediately, Jack & Jill are released but have to do penance for their sins before the pearly gates are opened)

[kokopup]

Bonny

counselor (Jesus steps in & tells the devil to go to hell immediately, Jack & Jill are released but have to do penance for their sins before the pearly gates are opened)

Penance ( while waiting for the gates to open Jack and Jill decided that they had to complete their destiny and go ahead a fetch that pail of water even if it meant breaking his crown. And to think he still hasn't sat in that corner.

[wombat2u2004]

Penance ( while waiting for the gates to open Jack and Jill decided that they had to complete their destiny and go ahead a fetch that pail of water even if it meant breaking his crown. And to think he still hasn't sat in that corner.

Hail Mary's (Jack makes a quick decision. To go and fetch his pail of water.
On his way up the hill he trips and falls and chokes on his rosary
beads which he had been carrying in his mouth.)

[Bonny]

Hail Mary's (Jack makes a quick decision. To go and fetch his pail of water.
On his way up the hill he trips and falls and chokes on his rosary
beads which he had been carrying in his mouth.)

Beads (Jill does an act of grace, running & jumping on Jacks chest with her heavy ironed toed boots, which dislodges the beads & Jack lives to see another day.

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Corner ( after Jack's second brush with the great beyond he decides to change his name to Jack Horner hoping to be overlooked on the great list by St Peter.)

[wombat2u2004]

Corner ( after Jack's second brush with the great beyond he decides to change his name to Jack Horner hoping to be overlooked on the great list by St Peter.)

Stone (Jack buys a plum farm, works hard and is very successful. Jill is getting old and her hair is greying, she has just turned 35. Jack, figuring that he deserves more in life, kicks Jill out of the house, and imports a brand new
17 year old Filipino Mail Order Bride. Jack is very happy, but he has no energy left in the mornings.)

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Tuckered ( because Jack is PLUM tuckered every morning he starts to neglect the
farm and business starts to get very bad. Jill gets a complete makeover on Oprah and decends on the farm with a vengence to reclaim her man. )

[wombat2u2004]

Tuckered ( because Jack is PLUM tuckered every morning he starts to neglect the
farm and business starts to get very bad. Jill gets a complete makeover on Oprah and decends on the farm with a vengence to reclaim her man. )

Out (The bank forecloses on Jacks farm....so he's out the door. Jill purchases the farm and as advised by Oprah, she grows watermelons and corn for grits. Jack leaves the USA with his mail order bride, and moves to Australia.)

[Bonny]

in (Jack & his mail order bride move in with Wombat & they party party party.

[wombat2u2004]

in (Jack & his mail order bride move in with Wombat & they party party party.

immigration (Jacks mail order bride begs Wombat to allow her family to immigrate. Wombat agrees, but tells the immigration dept. that his name is Bill, and that he lives in Alabama. Her 80 family members arrive at Bills house, and spying his dog, they all begin to salivate from hunger)

[Bonny]

Law-( every body watch out here comes the judge here comes the judge, everybody watch out here comes the judge.)

[wombat2u2004]

Law-( every body watch out here comes the judge here comes the judge, everybody watch out here comes the judge.)

Crime (has Mens Rea been established ???)

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Wom

immigration (Jacks mail order bride begs Wombat to allow her family to immigrate. Wombat agrees, but tells the immigration dept. that his name is Bill, and that he lives in Alabama. Her 80 family members arrive at Bills house, and spying his dog, they all begin to salivate from hunger)

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Inspiration ...Seizing the moment Bill puts the 80 immigrants to work removing the downed trees and limbs left behind by the Timber company. Since they completed that job in a day he puts them to work finishing his patio project. Koko is safe in the Home theater out of sight of the immigrants. After calling immigration Bill has them deported to Australia to live with their Daughter, Liwliwa, to help in the Grits Mill.