Hi Ruby and Vinnie,
I am so happy to know that you both have given up your life of crime. Things got a bit tense during your court hearing but the judge did give you a second chance. Sleeping on Meowmie's cashmere sweater is so much better than scouring the neighborhood for various items.
Please continue to stay out of trouble. Tomorrow when I'm in Cat Court, I'll be filing a motion to have your records expunged.
Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose
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