Mysterious clam-eater spotted in
Sevillian dive!

Our intrepid crime reporters were on a study trip in
the depths of the Andalucian capital, when they
happened upon this amazing incident.
“After battling our way through the tiny back streets
of this mysterious town, we were in dire need of
some refreshment, and found a dark, seedy little
joint well away from the tourist throngs, deep in the
heart of downtown Sevilla. Imagine our surprise
when we found out that illicit clam eating was in
progress in the back room of the establishment.
Our brave cameraman, using concealed camera
techniques, managed to get a single shot of this
act before we were summarily evicted.”
We ask: Who is this mysterious woman? What on
earth persuaded her to live her life so dangerously?
Was this primitive custom catching on? Would we
soon be seeing this awful habit spreading to our
children and loved ones? Where will it all end?
The implications are huge, and may even mean the
end of civilisation as we know it.

We have now opened a hot line directly to “The
Clam Weekly News” in order that worried parents
can check up and assure themselves that their
children are not suffering from this dreaded disorder.

Anybody seeing something like this on other peoples
plates should immediately contact their local law
enforcement agency.

j & r reporting from Seville