Play The Wrong Game Part 4

**Bonny** · 12-22-2010, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by wombat2u2004

The 21st Dec 2010 downunder was........snow in the southern alps, strong winds on the east coast, flooding in central Australia, and fine/warm in Armidale

What was the weather like on 21st Dec in the northern hemisphere ??

Sunshine, Cloudy, Rain, Freezing Rain, Snow, Sleet, Hail, etc. Dec 21st is shortest day of the year in the northern hemisphere. Darkness in big supply.

Why does Santa make a list about who is naughty & who is nice?

**wombat2u2004** · 12-22-2010, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by Bonny

Why does Santa make a list about who is naughty & who is nice?

Because he never used to until he met me.

Are Santa Claus and Willie Nelson related ????

**Bonny** · 12-22-2010, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by wombat2u2004

Because he never used to until he met me.

Are Santa Claus and Willie Nelson related ????

Yes, thru Willie's grandfathers, mothers, brothers, cousins, sisters, aunts, grandmothers,great great grandmother. I know they are blood brothers for sure.

Santa is a blood donor & Willie received a blood transfusion years ago from Santa.

Wombat, Have you really met Santa?

**wombat2u2004** · 12-23-2010, 12:02 AM

Originally Posted by Bonny

Wombat, Have you really met Santa?

No, but I played around with a Carol once in a pink motel.

Bonny, given that Santa brings gifts to good people and coal to naughty people. How many tons of coal have you collected so far ????

**Bonny** · 12-23-2010, 06:51 AM

Originally Posted by wombat2u2004

No, but I played around with a Carol once in a pink motel.

Bonny, given that Santa brings gifts to good people and coal to naughty people. How many tons of coal have you collected so far ????

Not a single lump of coal

Oh, all right enough to heat our house for the next ten years.

Are you Happy Now?

**wombat2u2004** · 12-23-2010, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by Bonny

Not a single lump of coal

Oh, all right enough to heat our house for the next ten years.

Are you Happy Now?

YES !!!

Lets continue. So, given the huge amount of coal you have placed yearly under your Xmas tree. How many times have you been naughty in the past ???
1-10 times ??
10-1000 times ??
1000-1000000 times ??
1000000-a gazillion times ??

**Bonny** · 12-23-2010, 12:04 PM

Now only Santa would know that because he is the one keeping track of it all. I would guess though maybe between 10-1000 times on the lower end of those numbers. The coal has kept our house warm & cozy through the winters.

Why haven't you received any coal?