Because you are getting older, and nothing shocks you any more.Originally Posted by Bonny
Why did the chicken cross the road ??
(Do not answer "For some foul reason" paleeeeeeze !!!)
Hi there. Ey.
Because you are getting older, and nothing shocks you any more.
Why did the chicken cross the road ??
(Do not answer "For some foul reason" paleeeeeeze !!!)
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The chicken crossed the road because she didn't want to lay an egg in the middle of the road & the grass was greener on the other side.
Why does the wind keep blowing, and blowing, and blowing?
I'm just your imagination
It had a really spicy burrito for lunch!
What is hail made of?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Hi there. Ey.
Lead !!!!
Actual last quotes: Bonny "Is that hail ??"
Clyde " Yep, it's a hail of lead."
Why did the "Tea Party" happen in Boston and not in Boise ??
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The tea party happened in Boson because everyone was addicted to tea & in Boise there was a tea prohbition going on at the time.
Why do cats purr & meow?
Hi there. Ey.
Why do cats purr & meow?
Because they like to speak Swahili (Purr=feed me, Meow=feed me)
Why do we call Americans, YANKS ????
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Why do we call Americans Yanks ???
Because Yankee doodle went to town a riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat & called it macaroni.
Why do we call Australians (aliens) (ooppss) Aussies?
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