Politicians smile so their faces will get permanently stuck in that position.
Why do clouds look like they are moving across the sky?
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Politicians smile so their faces will get permanently stuck in that position.
Why do clouds look like they are moving across the sky?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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Hi there. Ey.
Because the clouds stay still while the earth is moving and we walk in the other direction.
Why is it that all professors remind me of tea cosies ???
I'm just your imagination
Because they give you the warm fuzzies just like a tea cosie!Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Why do kangaroos hop?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Because they're listening to polkas on their iPods
Where does wind come from?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
Hi there. Ey.
From the East, sometimes from the West, ocassionally from the South, but lots of times from the North.
Why does the sun rise ???
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Sun rises so moon can go to sleep.
Why do dogs howl?
I'm just your imagination
Dogs howl to annoy the neighbors in the middle of the night so they can call you and get better aquainted.
Why do some trees leaves change colors in autumn?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Hi there. Ey.
It's all about fashion. The girl leaves want to look good for the boy leaves.
Why don't kookaburras live in the USA ????
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Kookaburroas aren't allowed in the USA because they don't have pockets like the kangaroos to carry their passports in.
Why did the elecricity just go off?
Hi there. Ey.
Because you are getting older, and nothing shocks you any more.
Why did the chicken cross the road ??
(Do not answer "For some foul reason" paleeeeeeze !!!)
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The chicken crossed the road because she didn't want to lay an egg in the middle of the road & the grass was greener on the other side.
Why does the wind keep blowing, and blowing, and blowing?
I'm just your imagination
It had a really spicy burrito for lunch!
What is hail made of?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Hi there. Ey.
Lead !!!!
Actual last quotes: Bonny "Is that hail ??"
Clyde " Yep, it's a hail of lead."
Why did the "Tea Party" happen in Boston and not in Boise ??
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The tea party happened in Boson because everyone was addicted to tea & in Boise there was a tea prohbition going on at the time.
Why do cats purr & meow?
Hi there. Ey.
Why do cats purr & meow?
Because they like to speak Swahili (Purr=feed me, Meow=feed me)
Why do we call Americans, YANKS ????
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