This is my quandry.

[wombat2u2004]

I am just going to tape a note to the inside of the trashcans telling them "Is this what you are reduced to?"

The Street and Maintenance division frowns on diggin up the rarmac for punji pit placement?

Hee hee....what about a dollar note thats been rubbed with poison ivy, placed carefully on the bin lid ???
Take advantage of their greed mate.