You all missed the point of the story.


Did he get the Mountain Dew?


I apologize...It behooves me to think that a teen doesn't already know about e-leck-trih-cih-tee and the possibility of getting hurt while playing with it.

THese days?

Anytime an adult wants to give you something like candy, soda or wants you to jump in the car and help you look for his lost dog?

It's probably the only time you should tell an adult, "no thanks" or "Are you crazy, I am gonna call the cops if you don't buzz off......"

THat is something you learn in second or third grade.

In a strange sense maybe it's better this way.

He could have graduated, gone on to have a wife, 6 kids and a huge mortgage.....

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Wait a second?

WHERE DID A 17 year old punk learn about nipple clamps?

I rest my case, your honor.